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''"This demand is not only for my sake, but for the sake of all [[Fan Fiction]] fans out there that use and love this site. Please don't abuse such a wonderful thing by posting utter garbage. It's a disgrace."''|'''[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1779974/Akumakami-Jada Akumakani Jada]'s''' flame of ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633782/1/Timmy_makes_a_Wish Timmy makes a Wish]''}}

{{quote|''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[Scrappy Level|Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[The Scrappy|Silver]], fuck you [[Goddamned Bats|laser fence]], fuck you [[Interspecies Romance|Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[Cluster F Bomb|FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''"''|'''TheHelldragon''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]}}

{{quote|''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[Scrappy Level|Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[The Scrappy|Silver]], fuck you [[Goddamned Bats|laser fence]], fuck you [[Interspecies Romance|Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''"''|'''TheHelldragon''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]}}

{{quote|''"'Now you're playing with power'? Now you're playing with ''fuckin' shit''! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I...can't take it anymore."''|'''The Angry Video Game Nerd''', on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk the Power Glove]}}

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'''Grounder:''' I give it the finger... no, I give it [[Homestar Runner|the double deuce!]]|The [[Youtube Poop]] "[[Bugs Bunny/Characters|Bugs Bunny]]'s Poophouse of Pingas"}}

{{quote|"That man has committed murder here this evenin' and the victim's name is "theater"! This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland! This isn't art! This isn't even [[So Bad ~~Its~~ Good|entertainment]]! This... '''blows!'''"|'''Lois Griffin''', on [[Idiot Hero|Peter's]] [[Adaptation Decay|Production]] of "[[The King and I]]", ''[[Family Guy]]'', "The King Is Dead"}}

{{quote|"That man has committed murder here this evenin' and the victim's name is "theater"! This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland! This isn't art! This isn't even [[So Bad It's Good|entertainment]]! This... '''blows!'''"|'''Lois Griffin''', on [[Idiot Hero|Peter's]] [[Adaptation Decay|Production]] of "[[The King and I]]", ''[[Family Guy]]'', "The King Is Dead"}}

{{quote|"Yeah, that's the kind of food 'Threshold' is. The kind of food that would give a cockroach food poisoning."|[[Sci Fi Debris]]'s review of the ''[[Star Trek Voyager]]'' episode "Threshold"}}

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{{quote|''"Just thinking about writing a review for this movie gave me a headache. Accurately representing the shittiness that is "Don't Be Scared" almost certainly requires something more along the lines of a novel. (And of course, it would be a pretty shitty novel.)"''|'''[http://www.blackhorrormovies.com/dontbescared.htm Black Horror Movies]''', on ''Don't Be Scared''}}

{{quote|''"I highly recomend seeing this film, as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see."''|''From an'' '''[[~~IM Db~~]]''' ''review of [[Going Overboard]].''}}

{{quote|''"I highly recomend seeing this film, as it will elevate the standing of every bad film you ever see."''|''From an'' '''[[IMDb]]''' ''review of [[Going Overboard]].''}}

{{quote|'''What works:''' Holy insert-your-favorite-explicative-here...<br />

'''What doesn't:''' ...this got made! And is going to series!|'''[[The Futon Critic]],''' from [http://www.thefutoncritic.com/reviews/2011/06/27/the-futons-first-look-work-it-abc-514110/20110627_workit/ his review] of [[ABC]]'s ''[[Work It (TV)|Work It]].''}}

{{quote|''"They're bad. But not [[So Bad ~~Its~~ Good|in the hilarious way]]!"''|'''Knives Chau''' on some clothes, ''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]''.}}

{{quote|''"They're bad. But not [[So Bad It's Good|in the hilarious way]]!"''|'''Knives Chau''' on some clothes, ''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]''.}}

{{quote|''"You know those [[Direct to DVD]] sequels? Well, this is one of those Direct To Garbage Can sequels."''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on ''[[The Blair Witch Project|Blair Witch 2]]''}}

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{{quote|''"I hate every second of this. Everything about this song is unpleasant. This actually SMELLS bad. I can SMELL this, through my speakers, and it's awful.... This is what all pop music must sound like to people who hate pop music. And if you DO hate all pop music, I can't even imagine what this sounds like to you. To you, this must sound like armpit farts and the screams of innocent children."''|'''[[Todd in The Shadows (Web Video)|Todd in The Shadows]]''', on Ke$ha's "Blah Blah Blah"}}

{{quote|''"I've heard that this is one of the worst movies ever made, but I though there might be some kind of [[So Bad ~~Its~~ Good|"What the hell were they thinking" joy]] attached to that statement. But not here. There is no joy here. This is just a piece of crap."''|'''[[Confused Matthew (Web Video)|Confused Matthew]]''' on ''[[Jaws the Revenge]]''}}

{{quote|''"I've heard that this is one of the worst movies ever made, but I though there might be some kind of [[So Bad It's Good|"What the hell were they thinking" joy]] attached to that statement. But not here. There is no joy here. This is just a piece of crap."''|'''[[Confused Matthew (Web Video)|Confused Matthew]]''' on ''[[Jaws the Revenge]]''}}

{{quote|''"To be dead..... to be nothing.... [[Brain Bleach|to watch]] [[Invasion of the Neptune Men|'Neptune Men']] [[Heroic BSOD|no more]]!"''|'''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Crow T. Robot]]''', on ''[[Invasion of the Neptune Men]]''}}

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{{quote|''"[[White Chicks]] is such an abomination that if you put it near a baby, that baby will tell you how you're going to die."''|'''[[Cracked]]'''}}

{{quote|''"If the music were [[So Okay ~~Its~~ Average|merely mediocre]], I could forgive it, but the whole disc is just jaw-droppingly appalling at any moment. Not in an [[So Bad ~~Its~~ Good|amusing, "point and laugh" sort of way]]. More in a "shocked and appalled" sort of way, sort of like the reaction to seeing a latter-day minstrel show. Sure, there were lame moments on previous albums, but I'm shocked and appalled that they produced something THIS bad."''|'''[http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=45497 Progbear's review]''' of ''Love Beach'' by [[Emerson Lake and Palmer (Music)|Emerson Lake and Palmer]]}}

{{quote|''"If the music were [[So Okay It's Average|merely mediocre]], I could forgive it, but the whole disc is just jaw-droppingly appalling at any moment. Not in an [[So Bad It's Good|amusing, "point and laugh" sort of way]]. More in a "shocked and appalled" sort of way, sort of like the reaction to seeing a latter-day minstrel show. Sure, there were lame moments on previous albums, but I'm shocked and appalled that they produced something THIS bad."''|'''[http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=45497 Progbear's review]''' of ''Love Beach'' by [[Emerson Lake and Palmer (Music)|Emerson Lake and Palmer]]}}

{{quote|''"I have no memory of last year’s Ubisoft conference. I’m told that when the medics finally arrived, I was in a state of catatonic shut-down, common in trauma victims. My psyche had endured such an immense shock, it simply refused to allow any further input. The jokes were that bad."''|'''[http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/05/20/ten-appalling-e3-conference-gaffes IGN]''' on Mr. Caffeine's performance during [[Ubisoft|Ubisoft's]] presentation during E3 2011.}}

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