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{{quote|''"[W]atching it actually makes me cringe. I feel like I have to turn the volume down and face the TV toward the wall and watch it in a dark corner of somewhere where nobody will ever know. It just leaves you with a bad, bad feeling, like this movie should not exist."''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] III''}}
{{quote|''"[W]atching it actually makes me cringe. I feel like I have to turn the volume down and face the TV toward the wall and watch it in a dark corner of somewhere where nobody will ever know. It just leaves you with a bad, bad feeling, like this movie should not exist."''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]''' on ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] III''}}


{{quote|''"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. [[Insult to Rocks|This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]]."''|'''Roger Ebert''''s [http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 review] of ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]''}}
{{quote|''"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. [[Insult to Rocks|This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels]]."''|'''[[Roger Ebert]]''' in his [http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20010420/REVIEWS/104200304/1023 review] of ''[[Freddy Got Fingered]]''}}


{{quote|''"You know how bad you're probably thinking this movie will be? It's actually worse."''|'''Scott Nash's''' [http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/sharknight3d review] of ''[[Shark Night]]''}}
{{quote|''"You know how bad you're probably thinking this movie will be? It's actually worse."''|'''Scott Nash's''' [http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/review/sharknight3d review] of ''[[Shark Night]]''}}
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{{quote|''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[Scrappy Level|Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[The Scrappy|Silver]], fuck you [[Goddamned Bats|laser fence]], fuck you [[Interspecies Romance|Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''"''|'''TheHelldragon''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]}}
{{quote|''"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you [[Scrappy Level|Aquatic Base]], fuck you Shadow, fuck you [[The Scrappy|Silver]], fuck you [[Goddamned Bats|laser fence]], fuck you [[Interspecies Romance|Elise]], FUCK EVERYONE! '''[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCK THIS GAME!]]'''"''|'''TheHelldragon''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3Ayy444AA#t=7m12s Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]}}


{{quote|''"'Now you're playing with power'? Now you're playing with ''fuckin' shit''! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I...can't take it anymore."''|'''The Angry Video Game Nerd''', on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk the Power Glove]}}
{{quote|''"'Now you're playing with power'? Now you're playing with ''fuckin' shit''! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I... can't take it anymore."''|'''The Angry Video Game Nerd''', on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDuy7wM8Gk the Power Glove]}}


{{quote|''"'''[[This Is Sparta|This. Is. It!]]''' The worst! The absolute ''worst''! No story, no character, no plot... just pain! Pure, concentrated pain! There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is... '''pure evil'''! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise. I mean, it is remarkable. It is absolutely remarkable! Even the closing credits are hurting me! Everything about this movie is just plain horrendous!"''|'''The Nostalgia Critic''', on ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]''}}
{{quote|''"'''[[This Is Sparta|This. Is. It!]]''' The worst! The absolute ''worst''! No story, no character, no plot... just pain! Pure, concentrated pain! There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is... '''pure evil'''! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise. I mean, it is remarkable. It is absolutely remarkable! Even the closing credits are hurting me! Everything about this movie is just plain horrendous!"''|'''The Nostalgia Critic''', on ''[[The Garbage Pail Kids Movie]]''}}
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{{quote|''"It’s not often a horror film reaches into the depths of my soul, grabs my heart and shatters it into a billion terrified pieces, and rarer still that a sequel manages the trick. But ''Sex and the City 2'' managed to do just that, proving that Michael Patrick King, that baron of the grim and terrifying, didn’t blow all his tricks in the 2008 horror masterpiece."''|[http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/05/the-philmguy-reviews-sex-and-the-city-2/ Phil Villarreal], also on ''[[Sex and the City]] 2''}}
{{quote|''"It’s not often a horror film reaches into the depths of my soul, grabs my heart and shatters it into a billion terrified pieces, and rarer still that a sequel manages the trick. But ''Sex and the City 2'' managed to do just that, proving that Michael Patrick King, that baron of the grim and terrifying, didn’t blow all his tricks in the 2008 horror masterpiece."''|[http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/05/the-philmguy-reviews-sex-and-the-city-2/ Phil Villarreal], also on ''[[Sex and the City]] 2''}}


{{quote|''"[[American Idol|Simon Cowell]] couldn't find [[Caustic Critic|words strong enough]] to berate this game."''|'''yanya''''s comments on ''[[Windy X Windam]]'' ([http://www.siliconera.com/2009/07/31/windy-x-windam-breezes-into-europe/ via SiliconEra])}}
{{quote|''"[[American Idol|Simon Cowell]] couldn't find [[Caustic Critic|words strong enough]] to berate this game."''|'''yanya'''′s comments on ''[[Windy X Windam]]'' ([http://www.siliconera.com/2009/07/31/windy-x-windam-breezes-into-europe/ via SiliconEra])}}


{{quote|''"This is the worst thing that no one should ever have to see! It's awful, it's terrible, it's...it's... It's so bad I am forced to make up a word to describe how bad it is. This movie is...is... '''Horribufuckus'''! It is the most '''Horribufuckus''' movie I have ever seen in my entire life!''|'''The Nostalgia Critic''' on ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''}}
{{quote|''"This is the worst thing that no one should ever have to see! It's awful, it's terrible, it's...it's... It's so bad I am forced to make up a word to describe how bad it is. This movie is...is... '''Horribufuckus'''! It is the most '''Horribufuckus''' movie I have ever seen in my entire life!''|'''The Nostalgia Critic''' on ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''}}