Soul Brotha/Quotes

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John Mc-Clane: [hands Zeus a gun] Here take this.
Zeus: How's it work?
John: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
Zeus: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.

John: Sue me.

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?
John: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

John: No, I don't have a problem with that.

Right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now, the funk soul brother
(repeat ad nauseum)