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** Nathan. ''Period.'' Particularly in [http://djay32-paperdimension.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-brought-nathan-to-house.html his first visit to the house.]

{{quote|'''Jordan:''' Why do you have a sausage roll?

'''Nathan:''' I checked the fridge! I just thought she was a nice person; there's a lot of 'em in there. Thought it'd be nice if I started to eat some.

'''Jordan:''' You're stealing from the ''dead,'' though; that's.. that's rude!

'''Nathan:''' Is she ''dead?'' Well.. then, I'm doing her a ''favour,'' 'cause they're just sitting there, unloved and untouched. I.. I think I'm doing her a favour. [takes bite] And they're ''great,'' too! }}

** And who can forget "I've got a sausage roll! I am ''not'' afraid to use it!" And of course, the moment when people tend to laugh, "I think we should take the sausage roll and leave."

** What's especially funny is Steward's very calm and very collected responses to Hunter's drunken comments.

{{quote|Well, it is my sad duty to inform you that my legs are already located behind my head.

...

The head of my penis that is. I felt I needed to explain that lest it sail right over your head (the one on your shoulders). }}

** And then, when Charlotte (one of the Wooden Girl's minions) posts a comment using Hunter's name, he then proclaims:

* ''The Jeanette Experience'' is made of awesome and funny. Especially Penny Balisong and her sister Chelsea. Especially when [[Les Yay|Chelsea hits on Jeanette]]. Especially when Chelsea is ''drunk'' and hitting on Jeanette. [http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com/2011/11/ha.html Read and enjoy.]

{{quote|'''Jeanette:''' God fucking damnit you are both on this boat with me why the fuck are we talking over fucking blogger?

'''Chelsea:''' WELL MAYBE IF SOMEONE LET ME TALK TO HER ABOUT HER BREASTS IN REAL LIFE WE WOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE PRUDEY MCFRIGIDPANTS.

'''Penny:''' I hate all of you. }}