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{{quote|''There isn't enough wah-wah music in the world to make up for that pun.''|[[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]], on the "carried away" pun from ''Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man #1''}}
{{quote|'''Terry''': "You're sure about this?"
'''Bruce''': "Everything they steal is tied to playing card suits."
'''Terry''': "How does the yacht fit in?"
'''Bruce''': "It was part of a yacht ''club''."
'''Terry''': "[[Suckiness Is Painful|Ouch.]]"|''[[Batman Beyond]]''}}
{{quote|'''Chick''': Nobody likes puns, Disney, come on...
'''Nella''': [miserably] Nella likes puns.
'''Chick''': As I was saying, nobody likes puns.
'''Nella''': [Slopes away like a beaten dog.] |''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Hero''': (to Lionfang) But it's great that you've come to the party, and you even brought me a present. I get to beat you into the ground just like I did last time. It's the gift that keeps on giving.|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]], during the Frostval Events''}}
{{quote|'''Sek-Duat''': Once again, you prove what a nuisance you are, half-breed.
'''Zhoom''': It's good to see you too, mummy.
'''Hero''': I thought your mom was dead...
'''Sek-Duat''': Can we skip the puns this time?|''[[Adventure Quest Worlds]]''}}
{{quote|'''King Dedede''': Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I just love it when I get Dedede-structive!|''[[Kirby of the Stars|Kirby: Right Back at Ya!]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dilbert''': Wally, would you like to be on my TTP project?
'''Wally''': What does "T.T.P." stand for?
'''Dilbert''': It's short for '''T'''he '''T'''TP '''P'''roject. I named it myself. So... do you want to join?
'''Wally''': I'd rather be your archnemesis. |[[Dilbert]], May 18, 1994}}
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