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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAIigNcwYLc Ronon and his gun.] Sheppard's reaction is simply priceless.
* The [[Running Gag]] with McKay's observations that Sheppard frequently has good chemistry going with [[Green-Skinned Space Babe|Ascended and alien women]] is sometimes a floor-roller.
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** Also, "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yDmPwP26SA You shot me!]"
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'''Ronon''': He shot me too.
'''Sheppard''': I'm sorry for shooting everyone! }}
** Or when they're experimenting with the personal shield in season one.
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'''McKay:''' Believe me, it wasn't the first thing we tried.
'''Sheppard:''' ''(proudly)'' I shot him!
''(Weir makes a [[Flat What]] face)''
'''Sheppard:''' In the leg! ''(shrugs)'' }}
* In the Season 2 episode "Runner", the team is going to a [[Death World]] to try and find Lt. Ford. Rodney objects to the [[Death World]] aspect.
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'''Sheppard''': Bring your sunscreen. Be ready in ten minutes.
(Rodney grumps. Everyone stares at him.)
'''McKay''': What? I wanna get Ford back just as much as everyone else, but do you see my complexion? Yes, it's very fair! Extremely fair. ([[Beat]].) This isn't fair. }}
* The dialogue between Sheppard, McKay, and passive-aggressive Asgard Hermiod in the episode "Intruder". Sheppard's clear unease around Hermiod, and especially the delivery of "Is he supposed to be naked like that?!" are especially lol-worthy.
** Hermiod, by virtue of sharing most of his scenes with McKay, is CMOF incarnate. He's basically the Asgard McKay.
** He has several hilarious lines like "yay" in perfect deadpan, the famous "Crap, indeed." or his sassing of Kavanaugh: "Stop talking, please. Thank you."
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'''Hermiod''': "Yes. But apparently ''you'' can't run these tests without me."
'''McKay''': "Very funny." }}
* McKay levels a gun at the two Wraith that stunned his escorts and have him cornered, and yells "You want some of this, huh?!" Then hits the magazine release...
* When Sheppard is talking to the Wraith they've captured, early on in the first season:
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'''"Steve" the Wraith:''' I am your death. That is all you ever need know.
''(long pause)''
'''Sheppard:''' I liked Steve better. }}
* Almost every time Todd is on screen. Here's his first encounter with Carter:
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''(every marine raises his rifle)''
'''Todd:''' ''(laughing)'' Just a little bit of Wraith humor. }}
* Todd's second-in-command (whom Sheppard nicknames "Kenny") seems to have picked up on his boss's snarking:
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'''McKay''': Why would they do that?
'''Kenny''': I do not know. ''I'm'' not on the ship. }}
* In "The Storm" Sheppard has to disconnect two inconveniently placed grounding stations.
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'''McKay:''' Elizabeth's is.
'''Sheppard:''' And mine?
'''McKay:''' It's a...brisk walk away.
'''Sheppard:''' And by "brisk" you mean "far"?
'''McKay:''' And by "walk" I mean "run." }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igDqzJkfwdI Meredith?]
* From "Sateda":
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'''Carson:''' You have an arrow, Rodney. In your gluteous maximus.
'''McKay:''' Oh. Well, that sounds painful. ''(dopily muttering to himself)'' Gluteous... maximus. Glooteeous, maxi-- ''(with mild, drowsy surprise)'' Oh my god! That's my ass, isn't it?
'''Carson:''' ''(resignedly)'' Aye. }}
* This exchange:
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'''O'Neill:''' Yes. Yes it did.
'''Woolsey:''' What does that mean?
'''O'Neill:''' Something exploded. }}
** Same episode, after Woolsey asks another string of questions, and Jack finally points out that he's been sitting right ''next to'' Woolsey the whole time, so how does Woolsey expect ''him'' to know any more than he does?
* The episode "Brain Storm", where Rodney attends a scientific conference -- and is bullied by Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson ("from TV"). Also, the running gag of people assuming Keller is Rodney's sister.
** Pretty much that entire episode counts.
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** McKay to [[Pluto Is Expendable|Neil deGrasse Tyson]]: "Hey, at least I didn't declassify Pluto from planet status. Way to make all the little kids cry, Neil. That make you feel like a big man?" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me3-r5rsUSI SO. GOOD.]
* ''Harmony'' steals Shephard's chocolate, blames Rodney and pretends to cry.
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** What I find even more funny in that scene is that those "random money notes" are actually Canadian bills.
** Teal'c and Ronon vs an entire base of Wraith. During this epic curbstomp, Teal'c at one point picks up Ronon's gun and shoots a Wraith with it. Afterward, he stares at it in awe, and looks at Ronon.
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'''Ronon''': *grabs gun* "Yeah? Get in line." }}
* Rodney has temporarily lost his hearing. Sheppard tries to get his attention by making him angry:
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'''Rodney''': "I've found it! There an Ancient bio-lab that may have some data on this. We should go check it out!"
'''Sheppard''': "Sure thing, ''Meredith''." }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl7Ul8uaHoE This] scene, completely random and unexpected.
* Sheppard refusing to let Teyla have more kills than him:
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'''Teyla''': "Eight."
'''Sheppard''': "Right, I got nine, Teyla got eight, Ronon got the rest."
'''Teyla''': *rolls eyes* }}
* This line:
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'''McKay''': "Well, as a matter of fact I-- eh, wait, why would you say that just now?"
'''Col. Caldwell''': "Something has to have kept Col. Sheppard from shooting you all this time." }}
* As usual, Rodney is rather confident
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: "You're a genius, Rodney."
Dr. Rodney McKay: "True, but I didn't do it." }}
* Ronon was first introduced by holding Sheppard and Teyla hostage by tying them up back to back. While he's away hunting, Teyla attempts to reach her knife by wriggling her fingers through the ropes. The look on Sheppard's face thinks otherwise.
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'''Teyla''': Getting my hand free.
'''Sheppard''': [[Ship Tease|Doesn't feel that way.]] }}
* While an otherwise serious episode, ''Grace Under Pressure'' has this little gem from when Sheppard recruits Zelenka to help him find McKay's crashed puddlejumper on the ocean floor.
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'''Sheppard:''' There's not much swimming in that depth.
'''Weir:''' Look, I'm not going to order you to go-
'''Sheppard:''' I ''will''!
''(Weir gives him a [[Death Glare]])''
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