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** "He's ''your'' son!"
* Henry going into his parents' bedchamber and waking them up to say:
{{quote| '''Henry''': "Mother, Father, I want to build a University, with the largest library on the continent, where anyone can study, no matter their station!"<br />
'''King Francis''': "All right... Who are you... and what have you done with my son?"<br />
'''Henry''': "Oh, and I want to invite the gypsies to the ball! " }}
** Even funnier if you catch the King's easy to miss line just before Henry wakes him up:
{{quote| '''King Francis''': (sleepily): Off... with his head...}}
* The Queen advising her son to choose his spouse carefully, because "Divorce is something they only do in ''England''."
* After Danielle punches Marguerite, the baroness orders her whipped. Later, Jacqueline is dressing her wounds and takes a moment to admire her stepsister - "I shall never forget the way Marguerite's feet went up over her head like that!"
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** ''Believing'' he met his idol. Leonardo was across the room.
* When a couple of sympathetic servants are trying to get into a locked room to help Danielle, Leonardo Da Vinci comes along and removes the pins from the hinges, and when the servants declare this to be a stroke of genius:
{{quote| '''Leonardo da Vinci''': "I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!"}}
* Henry's entire wedding. "Don Pepito! Don Pepito!"
** Most particularly, Henry's contemplative pause and rueful little laugh as he recognizes the ridiculousness of the whole thing.
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* "I'm visiting a cousin." "Who?" "My cousin."
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{{quote| '''Baroness Rodmilla de Ghent:''' "Jacqueline, ''darling'', I should hate to think ''you'' had anything to do with this."<br />
'''Jacqueline:''' [''[[Sarcasm Mode|sarcastically]]''] "'Course not, Mother. [[Ironic Echo|I'm only here for the food.]]" }}
* The laundry lady knocking Rodmilla and Marguerite into the laundry pool at the end, saying that their arguing is getting on her nerves.
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