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== [[Advertising]] ==
* Future Shop had an advertisement which would start with an employee answering questions, which in this case, was answering how to restore files on a hard drive after a crash, but it would get interrupted by an announcement of a sale at the store.
{{quote| "Dear Future Shop, my hard drive just crashed with all my files on it. How do I get it back?" Don't worry, all you need to do is...<br />
(cuts to announcement of a recent sale at the store)<br />
Be sure to follow those 4 crucial steps and you'll get your files back. }}
 
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== [[Film]] ==
* Played straight in ''[[Screamers]]''.
{{quote| There's a [[Laser Guided Tykebomb|new kind of screamer]]. Do ''not'' let it into the perimeter, over.<br />
I missed that last part, over... (static) }}
* In ''[[Planet Terror]]'', we get a "Missing Reel" screen. During the missing reel, it's implied, we'd have gotten to see [[Rose McGowan]] totally naked, plus the entire plot surrounding Ray's mysterious origins would have been explained.
** [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Hilariously]], when the film comes back, ''everything is on fire'', and [[Noodle Incident|we'll never know why]].
* This exchange from ''[[Ocean's Eleven]]'', where Rusty is instructing Linus:
{{quote| '''Rusty:''' ...Don't use three words when one will do, don't shift your eyes, look always at your mark, but don't stare; be specific, but not memorable; be funny, but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you, and then forget you the moment you've left his sight. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances --<br />
'''Livingston:''' (off screen) Rust, can you come here a sec?<br />
'''Rusty:''' Sure thing. (leaves)<br />
'''Linus:''' ... }}
* ''[[Superhero Movie]]'' plays with this trope when Rick Riker receives a message from Professor X and it keeps buffering so the important info is lost and it sounds like something else.
* Type 1b is used (in the form of [[Plot-Based Voice Cancellation]]) in ''[[Kill Bill]]'' volume 1 to delay the audience finding out The Bride's real name, {{spoiler|Beatrix Kiddo}}. Slightly funny and disturbing when you realize {{spoiler|Bill had been calling her Kiddo all along, which until the reveal seemed like a term of endearment}}.
* ''[[Star Trek VI]]: The Undiscovered Country''. One of the villains' allies decides to tell Kirk and McCoy the master plan, but they are beamed to safety by Spock before they get to hear a word of it.
{{quote| '''Kirk:''' No! No! Of all the - son of a - Couldn't you have waited two seconds? They were just about to tell us the whole thing!<br />
'''Chekov:''' You want to go back?<br />
'''McCoy:''' Absolutely not!<br />
'''Kirk:''' (whispering) It's cold. }}
* ''[[Crimson Tide]]''. The main conflict revolves around the differing opinions of the captain and the executive officer after they receive an interrupted emergency message that begins "Nuclear missile laun...". Having previously been ordered to launch their nuclear weapons, the captain feels they must launch immediately while the executive officer wants confirmation first. There's a [[Race Against the Clock]] on both sides to prevent what they both see as an unthinkable outcome.
* In ''[[Shrek]]'', the titular character tries to silence Donkey by covering his mouth, to little avail.
{{quote| '''Donkey:''' Man, you almost burned the hair out of my nose, just like the time...<br />
''(mumbling)''<br />
'''Donkey:''' ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man, I had some strong gasses leaking out of my butt that day! }}
* ''[[Event Horizon]]'' has a horrific Type 1a. The distress signal sent by the titular starship contains the Latin phrase ''liberate me'' ("save me"). It was later realized that the message was actually {{spoiler|'''''liberate''' tute'''me'''t ex inferis'' ("save yourself from Hell")}}.
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* German Writer Heinrich Heine (1797-1856), in his "Ideen", had a whole (single page) chapter where all text is blacked out, as by an official censor. The only text left are the three starting words "Die deutschen Zensoren" (the German censors) and somewhere halfway the word "Dummköpfe" (blockheads, idiots).
* The Book of Mazarbul in ''[[Lord of the Rings]]'' is read out with all the missing bits included as ellipses. Tolkien also [[Doing It for the Art|inscribed the relevant pages]] to show the missing burned parts.
{{quote| "we have barred the gates but doubt if [...] can hold them long. If there is [...] no escape it will be a horrible fate to suffer [...] [[Apocalyptic Log|We cannot get out]]. We cannot get out... fell there bravely while the rest retr [...] Mazarbul. We still ho[...]g ... but hope u[...]n[...]Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned.}}
* ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]'': 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of [[His Name Is|aaarrrrggh]]'.
{{quote| '''Maynard:''' He must have [[Almost-Dead Guy|died while carving it]].<br />
'''King Arthur:''' Look, if he was dying [[Lampshade Hanging|he wouldn't bother to carve "aaargh", he'd just say it]].<br />
'''Galahad:''' Perhaps he was dictating.<br />
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* Episode 30 of ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'' had a [[Running Gag]] where periodically the skit would cut to a bizarre set of instructions being read that included the phrase "and paste down the edge of the sailor's uniform, until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured." Near the end of the show, the scene cuts to BBC Newsman Richard Baker at a newsdesk talking and making increasingly strange hand gestures, however there is a voice over preventing us from hearing what he is saying. Finally the voice over ends and the normal audio concludes with Richard saying "... until the word 'Maudling' is almost totally obscured." Bonus points for never knowing what the instructions are supposed to be for to begin with.
** Another ''Python'' gag that uses this trope comes from the ''How to Irritate People'' sketch.
{{quote| '''John Cleese:''' For example, have you ever heard about the two blondes who went to a nudist colony... ''(the audio cuts out for a few seconds, then)'' well, I didn't know he played the violin.<br />
Also: "In the event of an emergency, it is vitally important that you *static..........................* AS THE WARNING BUZZER SOUNDS! }}
* The Australian ''Late Show'', Tony Martin and Mick Molloy were discussing Thai porno movies, and the station kept having "transmission problems" just as they got to the "interesting" parts.
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** Which show is this from?
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': Eleven's instructions to {{spoiler|Rory}} in "The Big Bang"
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' "...you're not indestructible, so God's sake, not matter how bored you get, stay out of" ''(teleports away)'' }}
 
== [[Music]] ==
* The [[Jonathan Coulton]] song "Chiron Beta Prime"
{{quote| That's all the family news we're allowed to talk about<br />
We really hope you'll come and visit us soon<br />
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us<br />
And make it quick before they -MESSAGE REDACTED- }}
* [http://www.ookingdom.com/laughs/billboard This song] is about a billboard that had been pasted over with innumerable new advertisements. The top layers had begun peeling off, leaving words from underneath exposed. When putting the whole thing together, you had a wonderful medley of nonsense made from mixing up phrases from all the various ads.
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** Module O2 ''Blade of Vengeance''. Two items have missing information: Druinder's letter and the last page of the hermit's book.
* ''[[Silent Hill]]'' RPG. In Alchemilla Hospital the [[PC|PCs]] can find a videotape. When played it has an audible message in a female voice.
{{quote| “Still has..., eyes do...tting a puls...er skin is...when I cha...blood and...ooz...Why? Wh...I won...please..”}}
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* In GlaDOS' opening announcement from ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'':
{{quote| "For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from ''*crackle* *static*'' Por favor de donde fallar muchos gracias de fallar gracias. ''*crackle*'' stand back. The portal will open in three... two... one..."}}
** She does it again when explaining the safety instructions for the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and there is also this pearl:
{{quote| "[what we said before] was a complete fabrication. We will stop enhancing the truth in three... two... *[static]*"}}
** And under no circumstances should the portal device be ~[[BZZT~]].
** ''[[Portal 2]]'' gives us this gem. For added laughs, it's played over a graphical depiction of a giant leopard-patterned turret invading the UN, which becomes a [[Brick Joke]] later.
{{quote| '''Announcer:''' "In the event that the world has been taken over by a sentient cloud, animal king, or other advanced life form with which we are unable to reason or commuuuuu..." (recording slows to a stop)}}
* Also from the Orange Box, in ''[[Half-Life 2]]: Episode 2'', when Alyx (with you alongside her) tries to transmit a warning about an approaching Combine armada to her Dr. Magnusson from the radio tower, transmission interference cuts her off before she's able to convey it properly.
** In the original ''[[Half-Life 2]]'', after Black Mesa East comes under attack, Eli is giving Alyx instructions on how to escape!
{{quote| '''Eli:''' You've got to get out of here! Take Gordon! Head for the coast! Do NOT go through Rav-[transmission cuts out.]}}
* One more from the Orange Box, Valve's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210 "Meet the Demoman"] segment for [[Team Fortress 2]]:
{{quote| '''Demoman:''' "I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more f-[long beep]-than they've got the likes of me."}}
* Happens in the original ''[[Half Life]]'', in the level where you finally meet the black ops ninjas ("Apprehension").
{{quote| '''Barney:''' "Freeman, right? I've got a message for you. Make sure you..." <bang!> "Aaggghh!"}}
* In ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' there's an item called "Nat Pagel's Guide to Extreme Anglin'" that's missing every page but the last. What does it say? "... and so that's where you'll find the legendary sword of the Scarlet Highlord, [[Infinity+1 Sword|Ashbringer]]. Ain't it amazin' what you run into in an ordinary day of fishin'?"
* In the GDI campaign of the original ''[[Command and Conquer]]'', there's a mission where you must sneak a Commando into a Nod base and blow up one specific building. Which one? Well, your mission briefing was over a black and white, fuzzy, static-filled channel: "Make sure you take out the - (bzzzzzzz) - and get the -([[This Trope Is Bleep|bzzzzzzz]]) - out of there!"
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* In ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'', Princess Peach has found out what the villains plan to do with her ({{spoiler|have an [[Eldritch Abomination]] possess her}}) - just as she's typing a message to inform Mario of it, the [[Big Bad]] walks in to take her away, and the message is sent incomplete, leaving the [[The Reveal|Reveal]] to the climax of the game.
* ''[[Sonic Colors]]'':
{{quote| '''Dr. Eggman''': Remember, for your safety, please avoid ''(silence)'' as well as ''(silence)'' Never under any circumstances ''(silence)'' as it is actually a living being, and will bite your face off.}}
* ''[[Tron 2.0]]'' is loaded with this. For about three-quarters of the game, Jet's receiving incomplete, cryptic, and static-filled transmissions from Ma3a or "Guest." In "Guest's" case {{spoiler|it turns out Alan is making do with an old arcade game and junk from the storage closet he's locked in}}. Unfortunately, the poor communication ''does'' kill {{spoiler|Alan doesn't realize it's his son that's trying to help Ma3a}} and Jet doesn't get the message {{spoiler|''not'' to compile the Tron Legacy ([[Tron: Legacy|no relation]]) code}} until it is ''way'' too late.
* One of the Marine logs in ''[[Metroid Prime]] 2 Echoes'' has it abruptly ending in static.
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** Kent Brockman is also fond of this one:
{{quote| '''Kent Brockman:''' ...which if true, means death to us all.}}
* In the ''[[Metalocalypse]]'' episode "Mordland", static interrupts band mascot Facebones during several important parts of the Fan Day safety briefing.
* In the ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'' episode ''Stranded'' ([[Fridge Brilliance|in which the entire plot is about various miscommunications]]), The Titans are in their [[Combining Mecha]]-like ship and trying to shake off the [[Monster of the Week]] which was latched on to the hood. Robin orders them not to separate-- ''twice''-- but a radio malfunction misleads the team into separating.
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** The [[SCP Foundation]]'s use of oddly placed [DATA EXPUNGED] probably owes something to these.
* Railway platform announcements, as immortalised by this Usenet signature:
{{quote| Bing-Bong. Brimish Rull regret that mumble maz bem dermumble a mir mumble mumble bimble late. Passengers mizzing to mumble rimble mumble are advised to momble mar at murmble. Thank you mor mumble mimbling Brimble mum. Bing-Bong. -- Gaz}}
* Bill Cosby mentions something similar in one of his routines; during a conversation with an old wino, the wino mentions that he's the guy who announces the bus schedule.
* The Wikileaks cables get like this sometimes.
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== Other ==
* Used by Rowan Atkinson in a comedy routine:
{{quote| '''Atkinson:''' I am Zoltan from the Planet Bonk. I come to you to warn you of the means you must take to avoid the destruction of your civilisation. ''Schlaketizzyonnymazzim''. Pardon me, my translator podule seems to be malfuncfuncfunc''kukdfowegyfgsdyioyuefh'' ... Duracell ...''fhrhfjkdgvfhfiouhwdcklsdjfhsdlfsdf''... ack to the shop. I have very little time. Here are the three warnings you must heed to avoid the destruction of your civilisation. ''Sackittomeg. fhweruifhkwwyerguiphiwe, fhwuiefrhuiowe.'' Secondly, Doctor David Owen''dfweuqif, rhuioghfa, sfgyfasdfgasdklh2djio''large bucket of manure. And thirdly, beware the one who calls himself Princess Diana. Farewell, and may your lives be ''weruif3rhfuibklvqbnefipuqrefhwjklasdjklsdjkl''ucking '''hell!'''}}
* This trope can be invoked if you are about to explain something about the [[Candle Jack]] trope, like how it's very important to nev
* This trope accidentally a [[Memetic Mutation]].
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