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** In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9o3hwiWGVI his review] of [[The Human Centipede]], it's not the [[Squick]] that gets to him. His big problem is all of the plot holes and inconsistencies in the film.
** In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEpBXqnDhEE his review] of [[The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl]]:
{{quote| ''"Tonight's film is from filmmaker [[Robert Rodriguez]], a guy who's been known for making things like [[Sin City]] and [[Grindhouse|Planet Terror]] and [[Machete]] and ([[Beat]]) [[Spy Kids]]."''}}
* [[Attention Deficit Creator Disorder]]: Inverted. Hellsing seems to only work on one series. If he starts a new one, the previous will certainly die (or put on a long hiatus).
* [[Backdoor Pilot]]: The [[Kickassia]] episode was originally supposed to be a one-off video on his [[YouTube]] channel. However, due to the response of the video, Hellsing decided to make it the main series on his channel.
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* [[Brain Bleach]]: Hellsing has all but said he needs some after watching [[Boku no Pico]].
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Several.
{{quote| ''"God '''damn!'''"''<br />
''"God damn it all to hell!"''<br />
''"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to an all-new Reaction & Review."''<br />
''"So, it's time to sit back, relax, and check out [insert movie title here]."''<br />
''"Thank God it's over!"'' (usually when the movie is horrid)<br />
''"Fuck this movie!"'' (usually when the movie is exceptionally bad) }}
* [[Caustic Critic]]: Just watch when he finishes a movie that sucked. He will rip the film apart. The more he hated the movie, the more venomous he becomes.
* [[Chuck Norris Facts]]: Emer gives one in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJLJuQX1R0w his review] of Forest Warrior:
{{quote| ''[[Take That|"Chuck Norris is such a shitty actor that the only director who would regularly cast him in starring roles was his brother Aaron Norris."]]''}}
* [[Complaining About Things You Haven't Paid For]]: Every item reviewed (at time of writing) has either been downloaded or sent to him.
** [http://amzn.com/w/29E1UFFNWUMBA He even has an Amazon Wish List if anyone wants to send him something to review.] So, Yeah.
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* [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]: First he reacts to the movie, then he reviews it.
* [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop]]: From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPpEPNwWcIQ his review] of [[Turkish Star Wars]]:
{{quote| ''"Remember kids, if you dip your hands into molten gold, you will get magical golden gloves."''}}
* [[Fascinating Eyebrow]]: Being an admitted [[Star Trek]] fan, Hellsing seems to have picked up on using his eyebrow in a manner similar to [[The Spock|Spock]].
* [[Grammar Nazi]]: In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cl4u5KicBM his review] of [[The Tomorrow Series|Tomorrow, When The War Began]], he spends most of the intro complaining about how the title is a "grammatical nightmare".
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* [[Limited Wardrobe]]: See what he's wearing in that image at the top? Yeah, with few exceptions, that is what he wears. It's almost like a Reaction & Review uniform.
* [[More Dakka]]: From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1nsnfJPk6s his review] of ''[[Meet the Feebles]]'':
{{quote| ''"I think that every puppet film should actually have gunplay. That was just awesome."''}}
* [[Mythology Gag]]: In the new opening to the series, there is a mention of [[Winger Dinger Productions]], Hellsing's old and long dead website.
* [[Narm Charm]]: [[In-Universe|Hellsing uses this]] as a positive trait in some of the movies he's reviewed.
* [[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That]]: From his review of Mr. Wrong regarding Ellen DeGeneres coming out of the closet shortly after the release of the movie:
{{quote| ''"If I was in her situation and if I had to star in something this awful, I would go gay too. Alright? So, I do not blame her at all. I wouldn't have blamed her anyway."''}}
* [[Old Shame]]: Hellsing has publicly stated that he isn't really proud of how the first episode turned out. He is also apparently ashamed of the rants he did before he started this series.
* [[Parental Bonus]]: Emer mentions this trope by name and describes it in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOeueJLe7f8 his review] of [[The Cat in the Hat]].
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** Possibly topped by [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3n2Qr27Jw his review] of Birdemic: Shock And Terror.
* [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels]]: From [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIMvUQxzlco his review] of Let My Puppets Come:
{{quote| ''"So, we just had [[Porn Names|Pornocchio]] screwing a talking, [[Verbal Tic|ya know]], vag. There are far too many things wrong with what I just said. And yet, I just saw that. This film is -- [[Beat]] -- warped."''}}
* [[Time Passes Montage]]: This is how the "Reaction" part of the videos is shown. We get highlights of his time watching the movie, with title cards (complete with the sound of a ticking clock) informing us how much time has passed since the last clip.
* [[Verbal Tic]]: Because of his stutter, Hellsing seems to have developed a few verbal tics. The most common is dropping the phrase "ya know" in the middle of sentences to seemingly keep himself from stuttering too badly.
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