Laconic/Haiku: Difference between revisions

 

And now [[Sarcasm Mode|in English]]:<br />The shorter the article,<br />The better it is.

 

Omit Needless Words.<br />{{spoiler|''[Rest of Haiku form blank for<br />Obvious reasons]''}}

 

Five syllables here.<br />Seven syllables here next.<br />Five syllables here.

 

A useful device.<br />For pages where you would say<br />"Too long, did not read."

 

Reading hurts your brain?<br />Read the laconic wiki<br />Your brain will thank you.

 

Read the short version<br />Then, [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|for the links]], visit the<br />Unabridged version.

 

Our shortened page text.<br />You want more information?<br />Unabridged version.

 

Short as possible<br />[[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]]<br />[[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]] [[Beat|.]]

 

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