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'''Phill Jupitus:''' [[Genre Blind|What kind of a hellish quiz is this?!]] }}
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'''[[Stephen Fry]]''': Welcome to QI! }}
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'''[[Stephen Fry]]:''' It- It kind of is. }}
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''(awkward pause)''
'''Alan Davies:''' ''(hesitantly)'' No.
''(another pause)''
'''Stephen Fry:''' Quite right. }}
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'''Alan Davies:''' Yeah. It's like this show, isn't it? }}
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'''Jo Brand:''' Because they're all fucking mad!
'''Stephen Fry:''' No - because they're all fucking ''German.'' }}
{{quote|'''[[Stephen Fry]]:''' Name a poisonous snake.
'''Jimmy Carr:''' [[wikipedia:Piers Morgan|Piers Morgan?]]|*''[[Most Wonderful Sound|Klaxon]]''*}}
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'''Alan Davies:''' That is going to be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}EUJbuwIG79k snipped out, straight on YouTube.] }}
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'''Woman in the audience''': France. }}
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'''Alan Davies''': How did you know?
'''Phill Jupitus''': I just thought: "that looks like Alan wrote it". Which is the only way you can play this game! }}
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'''David Mitchell''': Well... this is an easy one. The enclave actually only exists theoretically, because it's a sort of sand bank, which was once farmed but was flooded in the 14th century, and it exists between Denmark and Germany in the Heligoland Bight, but it's sort of been an anomaly in diplomatic law ever since then, because there were arguments over who owned it theoretically even though no one could go there. And so the 5732 provisions are... actually it's a provision for each of the former states of the Holy Roman Empire, before it was dissolved by Napoleon.
'''Audience''': ''(begins to applaud)''
'''Stephen Fry''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}WdZ6v0Y1Etg That is absolutely wrong.] }}
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'''Jimmy Carr''': [[Genre Savvy|I only said that because it was the opposite of what I thought it was!]] }}
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'''Alan Davies & Jo Brand''': ''WE are!!!'' }}
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'''Sandi Totsvig''': Are they over large hearing devices?
'''Stephen''': Yes!
'''Sandi''': [[Flat What|What!]] }}
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