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* [[Belligerent Sexual Tension]]: Between him and his ex-wife, Shirlena. "BITCH! I love you."
* [[Berserk Button]]: Calling Danny's dad a mall Santa.
{{quote| '''Danny''': '''''FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!!'''''<br />
''Danny's Dad gets Danny in a headlock''<br />
'''Danny's Dad''': So you wanna talk some shit, huh baldy? Ha ha ha. }}
* [[Big No]]: When a grocer tries to take away Danny's marshmallows.
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* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: In one video, Danny is watching an exercise program. He isn't exactly exercising. He's moving the top half of his body while sitting down and eating chips.
** Heaven knows what started this argument, but it ends up hilariously.
{{quote| '''Danny's Son''': Then he told me to tell you that he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.<br />
'''Danny''': Well you tell him that I said I wouldn't piss on him if he was on Jeopardy! }}
* [[Country Matters]]: So far, "cunt" has only been used once.
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* [[Groin Attack]]: Danny's son accidentally throws a paper towel at his crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hard. ...The paper towel, not his dick.
* [[He Who Must Not Be Seen]]: Every recurring character except for Danny and his dad.
* ~[[He's Just Hiding~]]: Despite reportedly being killed in a car crash in 2007, Danny has appeared in three new videos. The website claims that he was actually in prison.
* [[Hollywood Tourettes]]: [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|It's sort of a given.]]
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Danny admonishes his son for saying "shit", after saying it six times since he entered the room.
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* [[Like Father, Like Son]]: His dad swears just as much as he does.
* [[Limited Wardrobe]]: In almost every single episode, Danny wears brown shorts and a Tony the Tiger T-shirt. His dad called him out on it in one episode.
{{quote| '''Danny's Dad''': You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt! Why don't you trying wearing a different shirt for once in your life?<br />
'''Danny''': Why don't you just ''FUCK OFF!!!'' }}
* [[Mad Scientist]]: According to one video's description, Danny's psychiatrist put a giant blue M&M in his bedroom to see how a person with Tourette's would react when waking up next to a giant blue M&M.
* [[Malaproper]]: "He's not playing with a full dick!"
* [[No Indoor Voice]]: Boy howdy...
{{quote| '''Danny's Son''': Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor....<br />
'''Danny''': '''''THAT'S MY ASS!!!''''' }}
* [[Noodle Incident]]: "That's what happens when [[Alex Trebek]] has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during an earthquake."
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* [[Overly Long Gag]]: Danny looking through a phonebook, watching lottery results, brushing his teeth, and showering.
* [[Running Gag]]: There are several videos in which Danny's ex-wife come over to talk about her problems with work or family. Every time, Danny completely fails to show interest or sympathy.
{{quote| '''Danny''': Are we gonna fuck, or what?}}
* [[Sir Swearsalot]]: Naturally.
* [[Slapstick]]: Danny is on the receiving end of a lot physical comedy: his chair falls over, his beer spews foam on him, a bird flies into his face, he bangs his head on a chandelier, he drunkenly stumbles down stairs, a supermarket cardboard standup falls on him, and more. The cameraman sometimes takes punishment, too.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]: When Danny gets hit in the groin by a roll of paper towels.
{{quote| '''Danny''': Where's the paper towels?!<br />
'''Danny's Son''': They're right over here, Dad, in this bag.<br />
'''Danny''': Throw 'em over here!<br />
''Danny's son throws him the paper towels, and it hits him in the groin''<br />
'''Danny''': Ouch! Motherfucker, you hit me in the dick!<br />
'''Danny's Son''': Sorry...<br />
'''Danny''': You're lucky it wasn't hard! ([[Beat]]) I mean this thing (the paper towels), not my dick! }}
** "I talk to my son '''ON A DICK!''' ([[Beat]]) ...'''DAILY BASIS!'''"
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