Manly Guys Doing Manly Things/Characters: Difference between revisions

== Original Characters ==

=== Commander Badass ===

 

A US Navy TiALS (Time Air Land Sea) operative from the future who now operates a temp agency for ludicrously macho guys. Claims to have been synthesized from American soil and steak. Divorced, with two kids (Sammy and June). He's friends with Jonesy, a mentor to Jared, a rival of Canadian Guy, and a much less abrasive and much more patient guy than first impressions would suggest -- he believes that the key to true manliness is confidence and commitment to goals.

 

=== Sarah "Jonesy" Jones ===

 

A friendly woman whom the Commander introduces to the bizarre world of overly masculine but underemployed men.

 

=== Jared Kowalski ===

 

A disgraced [[Pokémon]] trainer, kicked out of the League for allowing his Gyarados, Mr. Fish, to eat his opponents. The Commander gave him a paid internship at the temp agency (even though he meets none of the manliness requirements) because Jared makes Pokemon battles sound like something the Commander would actually enjoy watching. Is completely failing at saving up enough money to get home.

 

=== Canadian Guy ===

 

The true face of Canadianism -- evidently all that niceness was just a ruse. Enjoys wrestling moose, drinking heavily, riding snowmobiles, and, possibly, killing dragons.