Would I Lie to You?/Recap/Series 6: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Alex:''' ''"I once lost Julian Lloyd Webber's cello because I was chatting up a parking attendant."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Alexander:''' ''"I once prevented a burglar from breaking into my house by hiding behind the door and barking like two different dogs."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Mel:''' ''"This is Syd; we once posed as members of an orchestra to gain backstage access to meet our idol."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Syd; last year she rescued me when a seaside donkey went haywire with me on its back."''<br />

'''Chris:''' ''"This is my dentist, Syd, and I had to drive her to A&E after biting her finger during a checkup."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Mel <br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends' names and the order in which I went out with them because their initials happen to make the acronym, BERMUDA."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Alex:''' ''"I can tell if someone is a good dancer just by the way they smile."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Richard:''' ''"One Christmas morning, I woke up stark naked in our shoe cupboard clutching nothing but two cans of fake snow."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Miles:''' ''"Everytime I shower I must adhere to my strict system for drying myself."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Kate:''' ''"Everytime I have a haircut I ask to keep the hair which I then take to London and scatter for pidgeons to make nests with."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Kate:''' ''"This is John, and when I was in Africa, he and I dressed up in a pantomime giraffe costume in order to get close-up shots of giraffes in the wild."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is John. Despite being total strangers, we were once forced to share a bed when we were double-booked into the same hotel room."''<br />

'''Miles:''' ''"John and I were paid to fight together in a supermarket dressed as gladiators."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lee <br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"I like pens, and I like to know where my pens are. For this reason, I have a three-point pen policy."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Dale:''' ''"As a child, rather than sleeping with a comfort blanket or teddy bear, I slept with a potato."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Richard:''' ''"When I worked in McDonald's, my long-term girlfriend joined the queue to my till and when she got to the counter, she dumped me."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Clare:''' ''"This is Robert and Will. They do my garden, and to avoid the embarrassment of me ever getting them mixed up, I call them both Barry."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is Robert and Will. I once used them to convince an audience I could teleport people."''<br />

'''Miranda:''' ''"This is Robert and Will. I was a judge at the Identical Twins of the Year Award, and they came third, but we had to disqualify them because it turns out they were two of triplets."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Clare<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"Possession: This is my dibber. I donated it to the British Lawnmower Museum where it is now a permanent exhibit."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Miranda:''' ''"I once embarrassed myself in front of the local vicar at Christmas."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Rob:''' ''"When I'm in a play, as part of my nightly vocal warmup I perform sets of scales in the voice of a chimpanzee."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Des:''' ''"I once accidentally ate cat food for dinner three days running."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Rhod:''' ''"I cannot go on airport travelators. The one and only time I did, I got so freaked out by how superhumanly fast I was walking I had to be taken to the sick bay to calm down."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Rhod:''' ''"This is Tony, he was my badminton doubles partner for five years."''<br />

'''Sally:''' ''"This is Tony, he is my uncle whose mobility scooter I drove into a pond and wrote off."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Tony, an old neighbour of mine who got me to fall asleep when I was little by telling me stories of the war."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Sally<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''Possession: "In Thailand, I paid £200 to have my portrait painted by a monkey. This is that portrait."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Sally:''' ''"Because he swims at our local baths, my husband and I play a text game called 'I've Just Been In The Water With Trevor McDonald'. I'm currently winning 3-2."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''David:''' ''"On a wall in my flat is a mysterious red switch. I have no idea what it does because I have never pressed it and never want to."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Gabby:''' ''"When I want to remember something late at night, I pick up an object from my bedside table and throw it across the room."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Andy:''' ''"I used to write and hand in homework for an imaginary classmate."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Diane:''' ''"When I travel by tube, I like to see how many people I can make yawn by yawning myself. My record is nine people in one carriage."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Christian:''' ''"This is Kevin, he's the surgeon who operated on me to remove the piece of the Operation board game I swallowed."''<br />

'''Diane:''' ''"This was Kevin, but he's such a huge fan of [[Eastenders]] he changed his name by deed poll to Albert Square."''<br />

'''Lee:''' ''"This is Kevin, he has worked as my bum double."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lee<br />

{{quote| '''Lee:''' ''"I shaved off a beard I had been growing for weeks because I didn't want David to think I was copying him."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Christian:''' ''Possession: "This is my stuffed monkey, Elsie, who watches over me when I sleep."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />

{{quote| '''Greg:''' ''"At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Richard:''' ''"I once buried a badger with the Banker from [[Deal or No Deal]]."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Patsy:''' ''"When I was younger, I was regularly paid to babysit Marvin, the neighbours' dog who had died and been stuffed."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' True<br />

{{quote| '''Richard:''' ''"This is Pauline, we met last year at a Snoop Dogg concert and bonded as we were the oldest two people there."''<br />

'''David:''' ''"This is Pauline, she was the Akela when I was in the cubs, and had to escort me from the scout hut when I asked too many questions when the police came in for a talk."''<br />

'''Greg:''' ''"This is Pauline, she is my mother, and she drove past me when I was having my first ever fight and cheered me on."''<br />

'''Lee's Team:''' David<br />

{{quote| '''Bob:''' ''"I can break an apple in half with my bare hands."''<br />

'''David's Team:''' Lie<br />