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* ''[[Dilbert]]'': During a brief period when Dilbert had a steady girlfriend, Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light barges in:
{{quote| '''Phil''': [[Gosh Dang It to Heck|Heck]] just froze over.<br />
'''Dilbert''': This is ''not'' my fault!<br />
'''Phil''': (points over his shoulder to a pair of flying pigs) Tell that to ''them''. }}
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* ''[[Finian's Rainbow]]'':
{{quote| '''Woody''': I'll raise the money somehow.<br />
'''Buzz''': Money don't grow on trees, you know.<br />
''(The cliché explodes in his face in a shower of dollar bills which Sharon drops down from the tree.)'' }}
* In ''[[Dogma]]'' Jay propositions Bethany, and she turns him down. So he says, "What if the world was about to end?" and she agrees so he'll shut up. Fast forward all the way to the end of the movie, when Bartleby is close to unmaking reality, and Jay tries to make good on their "deal."
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** In the ''[[Cracked]]'' spoof, Roger's friend quips "[[Take That|It could be worse, he could of said the Padres!]]"
* ''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''
{{quote| '''General Craham Chapman:''' It's all very well to laugh at the military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. And without the ability to defend one's own viewpoint against other perhaps more aggressive ideologies, then reasonableness and moderation could, quite simply, disappear! That is why we'll always need an army, and may God strike me down were it to be otherwise. ''[Is promptly struck by lightning]''}}
 
 
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* Justified in the Emily Rodda novel ''Pigs Might Fly''. The story is set in a parallel universe where a weather pattern called the Unlikely Events Factor, or UEF Storm, causes all manner of unlikely events, most commonly flying pigs. One occasion, the government foolishly attempted to stop these by tying pigs down, which meant the next UEF Storm was completely unanticipated and impossible to detect until it was over.
* Rachel invokes this to Marco in ''[[Animorphs]]'' once.
{{quote| '''Rachel''': (looking toward the window) Is that a flying pig? Because that's the only way I would ever go out with you.}}
* At the beginning of ''[[The Jungle Book (novel)|The Jungle Book]]'' story "Toomai of the Elephants", the title character is told by Petersen Sahib that he may one day go into all elephant stockades "when thou hast seen the elephants dance" -- although there is evidence that such events occur, no human has yet witnessed it, thus the statement equates to "never". Sure enough, though, by the end of the story, [[Captain Obvious|Little Toomai has seen the dance of the elephants]].
 
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* In one ''[[Everybody Hates Chris]]'' episode, Chris points out that his father's lack of an appetite can only mean one thing. Cue shot of Satan shivering and rubbing his arms.
* It comes up in ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]''
{{quote| '''Penny:''' Okay, what if I could get [[Insufferable Genius|Sheldon]] to apologise and ''promise'' to behave? <br />
'''Leonard:''' Then I guess we would let him back on the app team and, while we're doing that, you could take an aerial tour of LA on your flying pig. }}
* An episode of ''Weird, True And Freaky'' on animals with tattoos included a photo of a piglet with wings inked on its sides.
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* And, [http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Chinese+Democracy%22+pigs+flying perhaps], what was the best example on music: ''[[Guns N' Roses|Chinese Democracy]]''. Some even suggested [http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2747/chinesedemocracygt2.jpg this cover].
* [[Tom Petty]], "It's Good to Be King":
{{quote| Yeah I'll be king when dogs get wings}}
* The Foremen's [[List Song]] of things that will never happen, ''[http://www.royzimmerman.com/lyrics/best_froze.html Hell Froze Over Today]''.
 
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* This was invoked by [[The Nostalgia Critic]] for his review of the ''[[Tom and Jerry]]'' movie, when he found out that [[The Voiceless|Tom and Jerry]] ''talked'' in it.
{{quote| '''Nostalgia Critic:''' The apocalypse has finally begun, pigs are flying, Satan is skating his way to work, and I'm pretty sure I just became a monkey's uncle.}}
 
 
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* ''[[Sheep in The Big City]]'': There's a crazy example in the first season finale, where the narrator is being carried away to fuel the narrator-powered ray gun, he begs to himself that it's all just a dream, then the flying pig appears and says it's real, or else he won't have wings. Cue [[Big No]].
* In ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' episode "Lisa the Vegetarian", after an actual roast pig is already flying through the air [[It Makes Sense in Context|for perfectly good reasons]], we randomly cut to a completely unrelated scene where Burns is telling Smithers that he'll donate an enormous amount of money to charity when pigs fly, and they both have a good laugh...which fades as they look out the window.
{{quote| '''Smithers:''' Will you be donating that money now, sir?<br />
'''Burns:''' No, I'd still rather not. }}
** [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] in the episode ''Monty Can't Buy Me Love'', where Mr. Burns and Smithers enter a book store:
{{quote| '''Burns:''' Books and cocoa in the same store? What's next, a talking banana?<br />
A moment of [[Incredibly Lame Pun|fruitless]] waiting follows.<br />
'''Smithers:''' Uh, I don't see one, sir.<br />
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* Played with in ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' short "Crowing Pains", where Foghorn Leghorn gets halfway through the phrase when an ominous rumble of thunder and a lightning bolt appearing behind him forces him to reconsider.
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'', Played with in "Spongeguard on Duty":
{{quote| I'm every bit as cool as Larry, and if I'm not, may I be struck by... (thunder) ...a flying ice-cream truck. ([[Shadow of Impending Doom]], accompanied by [[Bomb Whistle]] and ice-cream truck chimes) ''AND LIVE!''}}
* ''[[Garfield]]'': Consciously averted by Garfield: "Don't get me wrong, I love dogs. I'd never hurt a dog. And if I'm lying, may lightning... *pause* ... [[Genre Savvy|strike the dog next door]]." (Crack) "Yipe!"
* ''[[South Park]]'': [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] when Cartman is not hit by lightning when he says he has never done anything just for the money, although Butters does moves out of the way.
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