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** Their screaming as they got eaten was HILARIOUS.
* The entirety of both "Teed Off" and "Heff in a Handbasket".
{{quote| (The secret word is "pizza"!)<br />
'''Peaches:''' Okay, an Italian dish!<br />
'''Heffer:''' Pasta!<br />
'''Peaches:''' No, it's round and flat!<br />
'''Heffer:''' Calzone!<br />
'''Peaches:''' No! It's ''flat'', and has pepperoni...<br />
'''Heffer:''' Flat calzone!<br />
'''Peaches:''' Grr, no! Listen-<br />
'''Heffer:''' Mean Italian guy?<br />
'''Peaches:''' No, it's FOOD! It's round-<br />
'''Heffer:''' I-talian donut hole!<br />
'''Peaches:''' GRRRR!<br />
'''Heffer:''' Hmm... Crankypants!<br />
'''Peaches:''' GRAAAAHHH!!<br />
'''Heffer:''' A grizzly bear!<br />
'''Peaches:''' GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!<br />
'''Heffer:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! SEA MONKIIIIEEEEES!!!! (buzzer sounds) That was hard. }}
* '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHWoloyMLw BAD LUCK AND EXTREME MISFORTUNE WILL INFEST YOUR PATHETIC SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY'''.]
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** "I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"
** During the storyboarding scene, Heffer keeps making suggestions/changes until finally...
{{quote| '''Heffer:''' Do we really need the cheese at all?}}
*** Of course, Filbert was not pleased hearing that.
* G.I. Jimbo. That is all.
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** I believe the true highlight of that episode is when he SITS on the bird, and it slowly settles into Rocko and Heffer... until they both scream and Heffer runs off with Rocko, having the bird still tied to his nose, dragged around.
** How about when Rocko finally has to break the news to Filbert? He takes it very well, explaining that Turdy was a rare subspecies of bird with a short lifespan who actually lasted a long time and, even though he'll miss his pet, life goes on. Cue Heffer popping out of the house.
{{quote| '''Heffer, cheerfully''': Did you tell him I sat on it?}}
* The scene at the end of "Canned": Rocko's former boss chews that Conglom-O gum and a beehive appears on his head and he freaks, crashing his car and starts running off to the end of the road on the screen and then he comes back running from the rabid giraffes who run right into the screen and it cuts to the two trapped flies who say "Hooray!"
* The episode "Teed Off" was full of them, especially the climax when Heffer goes airborne (with a FLYING TRACTOR) with Mr. Bighead's golf ball and the dark groundskeeper has his forces unleash a full piano assault, all set to overly-dramatic World War II movie music. Then, when Heffer's "plane" get hit and plummets towards the groundskeeper's command center, [[Reactive Continuous Scream|everyone starts screaming in panic]]. And [[Overly Long Gag|we do mean everyone]]:
{{quote| '''Dark Groundskeeper''': (one of his mooks leaves as his base flashes red sirens) MR. LESLIE! Get back to your post! I need a status report! Somebody tell me something!(Sees Heffer's air craft coming right towards him.) What the- AAAAAHHHH!!!!<br />
'''Heffer''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!<br />
'''Mooks''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!<br />
'''Conglomo executive''': (While shaking Mr.Bighead around) NOOOOOOO!<br />
'''Announcers''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!<br />
'''Squirrels''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!<br />
'''Rocko''': (Sitting at home with Spunky) AAAAAHHHH!!!! }}
** There was also a subtle [[Brick Joke]] shown at the end. When Heffer is first seen in the episode, we pan out to what appears to be a crop circle. After the golf game, the last scene shows the aftermath golf course with a UFO and some small aliens looking at the circle.
{{quote| '''Small Red Alien''': "[[Who Writes This Crap?|WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS STUFF?!]]"}}
* From the [[Storybook Episode]]
{{quote| I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous (farts) I'm better now.}}
* "Sir, that's not a she. That's a loaf of bread".
* When Mr. Bighead was acting like a pirate in his sleep in "Sailing the Seven Zzzzzs."
{{quote| '''Filburt and Heffer:''' Mr. Bighead thinks he's a pirate! *laugh loudly*}}
* The story of Ferb. Whose real name was Frank. [[Character Filibuster|Real name was Frank but we call him Ferb]]. That crazy?
{{quote| ([[Overly Long Gag|Hours later]]) You idiot! Now you get out of here and don't come back until you have that beef jerky!}}
** Even funnier in retrospect; that episode was one of the ones written by [[Phineas and Ferb|Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.]]
* When Filburt was [[Mistaken for Aliens]].
{{quote| ''"Nice melons. High-five!"''}}
* In the episode "A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic," Rocko vacuums up ''an airplane'' when cleaning the fireplace flue. No one on the plane seems to notice or care.
* The end of the episode where Rocko's childhood bully pays him a visit as an adult... and asks him to punch him in retribution for all his mistreatment.
{{quote| Rocko: "...And that's why I can't punch you in the nose."<br />
Bully: "Oh, please won't you?"<br />
Rocko: [[Not So Above It All|"Okay!" *WHAM* "Heh heh..."]] }}
* Heifer is asked briefly to speak at an impromptu funeral for Filbert's dead bird. He uses a variation of the [[Playground Song]] Beans Beans the musical fruit.
{{quote| "Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you you eat, the more you—"<br />
"That's enough." }}
* From the bowling episode, this part makes me grin just thinking about it:
{{quote| Heifer: Alright! I got a strike!<br />
Rocko: Yes, Heifer, but unfortunately, it wasn't in our lane.<br />
Heifer: Oh... does that matter? }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lwHPNea0aY&feature=related The two nerds] from near the start of "Canned".
{{quote| '''First Nerd:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal women, because the elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... ''(sniffs, eyes dilate)'' ''Yes.''<br />
'''Second Nerd:''' Wow... you're an ''idiot''. }}
* The entirety of the Bachelor Party scene in ''The Big Answer'', from when Heffer gets [[Drunk on Milk|Drunk On Ice Cream]] to him ''somehow'' getting the plane serving as an ice cream restaurant to FLY, and finally the guys waking up the next morning after crash landing. [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|Rocko also promises never to eat ice cream again.]] Remember kids, this is what a hangover feels like.
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* At the dinner table when Heff's grandfather yells, "I say we eat the beaver!" Meaning Rocko.
* The following exchange:
{{quote| Kid: Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found an angel gets its wings!<br />
Kid's Dad: You're teacher's full of snot! }}
* Philburt doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[Big No|No No No No No No]]! I aint giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours fatboy! These babies are mine!"
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