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{{trope}}
{{quote|''There was a girl named Lulu''<br />
''She lived quite a ways from town, very far''<br />
''I bought her a car''<br />
''Then I bought her a truck''<br />
''First I taught her how to drive''<br />
''Then I taught her how to...''<br />
''Bang away my Lulu!''<br />
''Bang away good and strong''<br />
''Bang away my Lulu''<br />
''Bang away good and strong''<br />
''What will I do for a bang away''<br />
''When my Lulu's dead and gone?''|Ribald song from '''[[Robert A. Heinlein]]''''s ''To Sail Beyond the Sunset''}}
 
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* Surprisingly (or not so much, if you're one of those surprised that this is supposed to be a children's film), ''[[Coraline (animation)|Coraline]]'' has one in the form of Other Spink and Other Forcible's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuJXsBqLRA&feature=PlayList&p=DCD67CE98D531DCE&index=6 stage play], in which they argue over whether the ass or the boobs is a more important seduction figure.
{{quote|
A big-bottomed sea witch may bob through the waves,<br />
And hope to lead sailors astray.<br />
But a true ocean goddess<br />
Must fill out her bodice<br />
To present an alluring display.
}}
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* The [[Jukebox Musical]] ''Oh! What a Lovely War'' included a version of the folk song "Christmas Day In The Cookhouse" where the dirty rhyming words are [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|blatantly dodged]].
* In the 2010 ''[[Robin Hood (2010 film)|Robin Hood]]'' movie, there was a scene in which a lute-playing member of the Merry Men started to sing this song:
{{quote| Blessed be my darling / I loves you all to bits / I'll climb up to your chamber / And over your mountainous -}}
 
== [[Literature]] ==
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** A version of "A Wizard's Staff" appears on the ''From The Discworld'' CD (words by Heather Wood, music by Dave Greenslade).
** Pratchett deconstructs this kind of song in ''[[Discworld/Monstrous Regiment|Monstrous Regiment]]'', including a scene where the squad of [[Sweet Polly Oliver|female soldiers]] criticize the numerous [[Double Entendre]]-laden songs treating as humorous [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|a man]] [[My Girl Is Not a Slut|seducing a woman and then abandoning her when she's pregnant]].
{{quote| It's in May, it's about sex.}}
** Then there's this from ''[[Discworld/Eric|Eric]]'': "- vestal virgins, Came down from [[Overly Long Name|Heliodeliphilodelphiboschromenos]], And when the ball was over, There were -" which alludes to "The Ball of Kerrymuir". Google at your leisure, [[Not Safe for Work|preferably at home.]] The verse in question, the only clean one in the entire (extremely long) song:
{{quote|
Four and twenty virgins<br />
Came down from Inverness,<br />
And when the ball was over<br />
There were four and twenty less.
}}
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* There's a passing mention in ''[[The Once and Future King]]'' of an old song about an Old King seeing with each verse more and more of a fair maiden. We only hear the (heavily-accented) first verse:
{{quote|
Whe-an Wold King-Cole / was a / wakkin doon-t'street,<br />
H-e / saw a-lovely laid-y a / steppin-in-a-puddle.<br />
She-a lifted hup-er-skeat<br />
For to<br />
Hop acrorst ter middle,<br />
An ee / saw her / an-kel.<br />
Wasn't that a fuddle?<br />
Ee could'ernt elp it, / ee Ad to.
}}
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* In [[Neil Gaiman]]'s novella ''The Monarch of the Glen'' (printed in his ''Fragile Things'' anthology) the Norse god Odin is singing one of these (drunkenly, if that needs to be said) when Shadow meets with him. To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean":
{{quote|
Odin: My Grandpa sells condoms to sailors,<br />
He punctures the tips with a pin,<br />
My Grandma does backstreet abortions;<br />
My God how the money rolls in!
}}
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* The [[Dune]] series has the slightly bawdy song that is not explicitly given a title in the series, focusing mainly on prostitution:
{{quote|
The Galacian girls do it for pearls,<br />
And the Arrakeen for water!<br />
But if you desire dames like consuming flames,<br />
Try a Caladanin daughter!
}}
* [[The Wheel of Time]] ("The Dragon Reborn", to be precise) has a song about an easy girl from Lugard sung in a rowdy Illianer tavern. The beginning is given and sounds rather innocent:
{{quote|
A Lugard girl, she came to town, to see what she could see.<br />
With a wink of her eye, and a smile on her lip,<br />
she snagged a boy or three, or three.
}}
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** She wrote more of these just for fun. Such as ''[http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13887&whichpage=14#351427 The Elf Lover]'' ("The Wild Rover" tune).
* In [[Diane Duane]]'s ''[[Star Trek]]'' novel ''The Wounded Sky'', "a bawdy ballad about the (improbable) offspring of the marriage between an Altasa and a Vulcan" is mentioned.
{{quote| ''Oh I was the strangest kiddie that you ever have seen''<br />
''[http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/The_Orange_And_Green.shtml My mother, she was orange and my father, he was green...]'' }}
** In that same book, we learn that "the filthiest spacers' song" that Captain Kirk knows is called "The Weird-Looking Thing With [[Extra Eyes|All The Eyes]] And The Asteroid-Miner's Daughter".
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* In an episode of ''[[Hi-de-Hi!]]'', there is panic at the news that Old Partridge, the Punch-and-Judy man who hates children, is singing ''Eskimo Nell'' in front of the dear ickle kiddiwinks.
* In an episode of ''[[Dad's Army]]'', there is reference to Godfrey singing a song about a monk while in the pub.
{{quote| '''Captain Mainwaring''': Well, at least it was a religious song.<br />
'''Private Frazer''': (rolls eyes meaningfully) It wuznai' rrreligious! }}
* [[Monty Python]] had a few of these, such as "Sit On My Face" (to the tune of "Sing As We Go") and "The Lumberjack Song".
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*** And, of course, "Isn't the goblin (gobbling) sweet?" - "YES!!!"
** Plus one that definitely is:
{{quote| '''Queenie''': And [Melchett was] singing a song about a girl who possessed something called a 'dickie di-do'.<br />
'''Edmund''': It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it. }}
*** [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Interestingly safe]], as, unless you'd actually heard the song you [[Unusual Euphemism|wouldn't know for sure what a ''dickie di-do'' was]]. It's exactly as bad as you might suspect - the following is a relatively ''tame'' verse;
{{quote|
It took a coal miner,<br />
To find her vagina,<br />
for the hairs on her dickie-di-do hung down to her knees.
}}
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* Period drama ''[[Upstairs, Downstairs]]'' has one of these, and it's a [[Theme Tune Cameo]], at that! In her music hall act, Sarah performs the stately march of the opening theme as a rollicking [[Bawdy Song]], "What Are We Going to Do with Uncle Arthur?"
{{quote|
What are we going to do with Uncle Arthur?<br />
A blinking stallion, is Uncle Arthur.<br />
When he goes a-strolling in the park,<br />
Watch your step, girls, especially after dark.<br />
Any old skirt's a flirt to Uncle Arthur,<br />
He's over eighty, but how he can run!<br />
'Give us a kiss, my dear,' he'd say,<br />
And tickle you up the boom-di-ay,<br />
And say it was just an 'armless bit of fun.
}}
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* Parodied on ''[[The Gillies Report]]'' with a 'politically correct' version of ''The Good Ship Venus''. The first verse went:
{{quote|
'Twas on the good ship Venus,<br />
By Christ you should've seen us!<br />
The figurehead<br />
Wasn't made of lead<br />
[[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|And wasn't shaped like anything in particular!]]
}}
* A few lines of different bawdy songs will appear on [[MASH|M* A* S* H]] every once in a while, most notably one Colonel Potter (a WWII vet) sings:
{{quote| '''Potter''': Oh, I love to go swimming<br />
With bow-legged women<br />
And swim between their legs }}
* Fran asks Bernard to sing one of these in [[Black Books]] because he is Irish. He refuses, so she attempts one herself, in a very bad Irish accent.
{{quote|
Oh, Eamonn, Danny, dear,<br />
I miss the Galway Bay, <br />
And I'll sing for all I've got!<br />
And a riddle-diddle Dublin,<br />
And a riddle-diddle Donegal!<br />
THE ENGLISH ARE ALL... BOLLOCKS.
}}
* The [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Sir Thomas Neville Servo Consort of the Middle Ages Just After the Plague Singers]] followed up their "Aire On a Delta Knight" with one.
{{quote| '''Servo, Servo, Servo and Girl-Servo:''' I love to mush me buggles in me sweetie's Christmas pie...}}
* ''[[Frasier]]'' and Niles:
{{quote|
Well, some boys go to college<br />
But we think they're all wussies<br />
'Cause they get all the knowledge<br />
And we get all the...umpta, umpta, umpta...
}}
* In ''[[Bottom]]'', Richie sings this version of [[wikipedia:The Sailorchr(27)s Hornpipe|The Sailor's Hornpipe]]:
{{quote|
Do your balls hang low?<br />
Can you swing 'em to and fro?<br />
Can you tie 'em in a knot?<br />
Can you tie 'em in a bow?<br />
Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling?<br />
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!
}}
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** "[[Double Entendre|Big Balls]]".
{{quote|
The balls held for pleasure<br />
are the ones we like best.<br />
My balls are always bouncing<br />
to the left and to the right<br />
Its my belief that my big balls<br />
Should be held every night.
}}
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* ''[[Dragon (magazine)|Dragon]]'' used to occasionally publish filk. And limericks:
{{quote|
The Nymph, one of peace's proponents<br />
never fights, but seduces opponents.<br />
your violence she'll quell<br />
by means of a spell<br />
You should see her material components. <br />
 
<br />
 
Upon drinking a philtre of love <br />
An elf suffered effects thereof. <br />
As his head started reeling, <br />
He looked to the ceiling. <br />
Now he's wedded a [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action|lurker above]]. <br />
<br />
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== [[Theater]] ==
* Richard Brinsley Sheridan's classic play, ''[[The School for Scandal]]'' (1777) features one of these. It sounds mild today, naturally, due to [[Get Thee to a Nunnery|changing language]] and values.
{{quote| '''Verse:''' Here's to the charmer whose dimples we prize; Now to the maid who has none, sir; Here's to the girl with a pair of blue eyes, And here's to the nymph with but one, sir.<br />
'''Chorus:''' Let the toast pass, Drink to the lass, I warrant she'll prove an excuse for a glass! }}
** Sheridan also wrote a poem titled the [http://www.poetryfoundation.org/archive/poem.html?id=180820 Geranium] which is kind of similar to the Pratchett rhubarb example. In both cases, the plant the woman is interested in is likely something else.
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* The [[Sound Off]] "quote" upon building a Network Node in ''[[Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri]]'' is one of these [[Double Entendre|when you]] [[Unusual Euphemism|think about it]]:
{{quote|
I don't know but I've been told <br />
Deirdre's got a Network Node <br />
Likes to press the on-off switch <br />
Dig that crazy Gaian witch!
|Spartan Barracks March (Yes sir!)}}
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* ''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'' features [http://yafgc.net/?id=546 one] [[Famed in Story]], or in-famed, as the case may be:
{{quote|
'''Tavern patron''': Bard! I say, bard! Do you know the one about the lady and the sausage-maker?<br />
'''Bard''': I do, milord. Every last rhyme of it. (rolls eyes) Which is precisely why I ''<u>won't</u>'' be singing it tonight.<br />
(the whole room bursts in laughter)
}}
* In ''[[Life with Lamarr]]'', the Cactus [http://jill-sandwich.com/lwl/index.php?episode=139 sings one].
{{quote| She's got shoo-fly pie / Apple pandowdy / Makes your balls rise up and your pecker say howdy / You can huff and you can puff and you can strut your stuff / But you can't eat enough of her wonderful muff!}}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
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** While a rarely-sobered up Barney Gumble manages to cartwheel all the way up through the first verses of the "Major-General's Song" from [[Gilbert and Sullivan]]'s Savoy Operetta ''[[The Pirates of Penzance]]''.
** The same limerick is referred to in another episode:
{{quote| "Hey, I once knew a man from Nantucket."<br />
"And?"<br />
"Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated." }}
* In a similar vein, there was a Mouseketeers take-off on ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures]]'' where a wheel would be spun to see who would get the next cartoon.
{{quote| '''Babs''': Buster, would you like to lead us in the song?<br />
'''Buster''': Sure! There once was a man from Nantucket -- <br />
'''Babs''': No, no! The ''other'' song! }}
* [[Dirty Old Man]] Iroh of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' sings a [[Gosh Dang It to Heck|kids' version]] of this trope while panhandling.
{{quote| It's a long, long way to Ba Sing Se / But the girls in the city they look so pretty / And they kiss so sweet that you've really got to meet / The girls from Ba Sing Se! }}
 
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