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* Heavy tells a tale about how he dug a grave for a sparrow during his stay in an assassin's camp as a child. Tycho is reduced to tears.
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'''Heavy''': When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat.
'''Max''': Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good!
'''Heavy''': There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away.
'''Max''': And then...?
'''Heavy''': I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave...
'''Tycho''': *Crying.*
'''Strong Bad''': That's not even a little bit funny, man.
'''Heavy''': No, it's not... }}
* Strong Bad and Heavy's conversation about the nightmares Heavy gets. A little Narmy, yes, but the look on Heavy's face makes it kind of tragic.
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'''Strong Bad''': (Looking annoyed) What is it
'''Heavy''': Do you get the nightmares?
'''Strong Bad''': I get the Jibblie Nightmares. There's this one where Homestar is a giant cheese blintz and Marzipan holds me at gunpoint and makes me eat him and (Stammers) Jibbliejibblie
'''Heavy''': I am talking about visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors everywhere. Spy cannot be found.
'''Strong Bad''': No, but that sounds like the Jibblies, man
'''Heavy''': I do not like this 'Jibblies' }}
* Max offers to protect the Heavy from ghosts, in case the Inventory is haunted. The Heavy's sincerely grateful responce says it all.
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'''Max''': Oooh I hope so. There's something about being able to terrorize a spectral being without it up and dying on you that I just love.
'''Heavy''': (scared) I do not like ghost.
'''Max''': It's okay Mr. Weapons. I've got extensive experience with zombies and vampires. I can handle a little ghost.
'''Heavy''': (scared) You will take care of ghost for me?
'''Max''': You bet ya!
'''Heavy''': ... (relieved) I like you Tiny Rabbit! }}
** Maybe this troper is a bit paranoid, but he cringed at how the Heavy said that last part. It sounded, well...[[Ho Yay|Ho-Yay-ish]].
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