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== Films -- Live Action ==
* Jack Sparrow does it perfectly in the first [[Pirates of the Caribbean]], when he sails into Port Royal on a sinking longboat and is caught by two [[The Guards Must Be Crazy|inept guards]], Mullroy and Murtogg, while trying to steal a new ship.
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'''Murtogg''': Yeah, and no lies!
'''Jack Sparrow''': Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.
'''Murtogg''': I said "no lies!"
'''Mullroy''': I think he's telling the truth.
'''Murtogg''': If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
'''Jack Sparrow''': Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you. }}
** In Dead Man's Chest, he expresses surprise that even though he subscribes to this trope, no one believes him.
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'''Jack Sparrow''': I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. }}
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