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{{quote| ''Whoa, whoa whoa! Hold your horses there, Troper, I know you're really eager to read about this trope, but before we can let you do that, we'll have to put you through our '''Reading A Page Tutorial!'''<br />

Reading pages is easy! To read a page, just move your eyeballs across the text and make note of the letters. You'll see these letters are chained together into '''words'''. Read these '''words''' one by one, and you get a '''sentence''' that should give you an idea of what this trope is about.<br />

What's that? You already know about reading? You're trying to tell me you can already '''read''' these '''words''' just fine? Well tough noogies, because we're not letting you get to the article until you finish this '''tutorial'''!<br />

When you've run out of '''words''' to read, you'll need to '''scroll''' the '''page'''. To '''scroll''', simply find the '''scroll bar''' on the right side of this page, and '''click''' it with your '''mouse''' until you start seeing new '''words''' you haven't read before at the bottom of the '''page'''. Alternatively, you can use your '''arrow keys''' or, if you have a fancy-pants '''mouse wheel''', use that to achieve the same effect. If you use the arrows on the '''numerical keypad''', make sure '''num lock''' is off.<br />

{{quote| ''Troper! You haven't used your '''scroll''' ability much! You'll need it to read the rest of this article!''<br />

{{quote| ''Hold on, Troper! Do you know how to use '''Wiki Words'''?''<br />

''Sometimes, you'll come across blue words like this!''<br />

''[[Self-Demonstrating Article]]''<br />

{{quote| ''Would you like me to repeat that?''<br />

{{quote| ''You have found a mistake in this article. To fix a mistake, scroll to the top and hit the [Edit] Button.''<br />

''Do you remember how to scroll?''<br />

{{quote| ''When you've run out of '''words''' to read, you'll need to '''scroll''' the '''page'''. To '''scroll''', simply find the '''scroll bar''' on the right side of this page, and '''click''' it with your '''mouse''' until you start seeing new '''words''' you haven't read before at the bottom of the '''page'''. Alternatively, you can use your '''arrow keys''' or, if you have a fancy-pants '''mouse wheel''', use that to achieve the same effect. If you use the arrows on the '''numerical keypad''', make sure '''num lock''' is off.}}

{{quote| ''Do you want me to repeat all that?''<br />

{{quote| ''[[Forced Tutorial|Let me start again then...]]''}}