Stiff Upper Lip/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"It's a difficult decision. [pause] ...all right. It's Friday and the sun is shining. You won't go to prison."'' |'''A British Judge''', handing down a sentence.}}

 

'''Customer:''' [in regards to the would-be robber's weapon] "I think what this guy has got is actually a banana."|''Reported in [[British Newspapers|The Times and The Guardian]]. The Robber was caught after a sniffer dog found the banana nearby.''}}