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** Rocky, leaning out the window of a burning truck: "Are you questioning my logic?"

* Richard from ''[[Looking for Group]]'' has a number of [[Crazy Awesome]] moments, mostly since he makes the most jokes and pop culture references. He's also a <s>Heroic</s>[[Heroic Sociopath|Sociopath]].

** He bitch-slapped a shark just for the sake of doing it. Oh, and remember, the orphangage attacked ''him''. It was self-defense.

* Riff from ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]''. His [[Mad Scientist|insane inventions]] malfunction about as often as they work and are usually used for [[Mundane Utility|incredibly mundane]] activities, but they're just so ''awesome''. [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060728 A paintball gun that drowns the enemy team in paint.] [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=070824 The "Gworg" monster]. [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=051203 A voice-activated, toast making laser.] [http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060914 A catapult that launches "censorizing black bars" to block a female assassin's "distracting nudity."]

** One memorable quote: "What kind of sparks are you guys? Not one death ray among the lot of you!"

** Also, "calming pies". You don't eat them. You throw them. They work, too, as long as the amount of nutmeg is correct.

** "No! Are you crazy?! Oh, wait! of course [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090902 you are]!"

** "We're just going to '''kill you''', and then you'll be '''fine'''!"

* Dude Guy in the Nsider comic ''[[Shy Guy Tale]]'' was regarded by fans as the most awesome thing ever. This was lampshaded in one comic by Dude Guy poofing away a would-be attacker, and replying "I'm just that awesome" when asked how he did it.

* ''[[In Wily's Defense]]'' gives us the one and only Freeze Man! To name a few things, his first line in the comic is [http://iwd.fetchquest.com/archives.php?type=iwd&c=373 "Hello, ground! Nice to see you again!"], he's [[Comedic Sociopathy|hilariously violent]] for the sole reason that he's ''just plain insane'', [[Satan]] lives in his head, he constantly refers to himself as "[[Batman]]", and he's [[Medium Awareness|aware]] that he's both in a [[Animated Actors|TV show]] ''and'' a webcomic.

'''Freeze Man:''' Oi oi, just twenty? That seems like a very low amount of time to be "a-answerin'" your inquiries. '''1)''' The name I am known by is '''BATMAN'''. '''2)''' I don't say '[[Ninja Butterfly|HEY! LISTEN!]]' every 3.1415 seconds! '''3)''' Probably because I have a [[Sprite Comic|limited amount of poses]], and so I don't have a 'bow down before your greatness' pose. }}

* Katarakis from ''[[Starslip]]''. He tried to take over the world with art, visited the formation of the universe, and destroyed the timeline ''and the site itself'' with a spork.

*** He once made a gun that can put a hole in the world. A permanent, very impressive, hole in the world. And it was a pistol.

** Schlock himself, as well.

* ''[[Path to Greater Good]]'' has Burk. He would like you to know that he is "The Future".

* '''Everyone''' in ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'' lives and breathes this trope. Start with Dr. McNinja, who runs a medical practice with a gorilla for a secretary, regularly fights hundred-foot-tall giants, [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punched out Death]], air-surfed a robotic Dracula, battled laser-eyed cyborgs, saved the world with tennis, and massacred countless [[Send in the Clones|clones]], [[Sky Pirate|Sky Pirates]], and [[Mooks]].

** Then you have the supporting characters -- his entire ninja family, his raptor-riding 12-year-old sharpshooter sidekick, his mentor the Ben Franklin clone, Dracula himself, the time-traveling ex-astronaut Mayor, his college superhero team and his motorcycle. The only person who isn't crazy awesome is his ex-girlfriend, and ''she'' once skyjacked an airplane while dressed up as an ancient Incan robot.

** Dan McNinja, the Doctor's father, gets bonus points for lighting himself on fire because [[Memetic Mutation|ninjas can't catch you when you're on fire]]. Frans Rayner also gets points for testing out that theory by [http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=18&issue=4 lighting two of his mooks on fire].

'''Rayner''': * Sips his coffee* No. [[You Have Failed Me|I guess they were right]]. }}

** Having noticed his own reputation for creating such characters, the author finally said "screw it" and created King Radical. He's a king of the "cereal mascot" variety from an alternate universe called the Radical Land who became the leader of the Cumberland<ref>Population: 21,518</ref> mafia after sealing away the evil unicorn king Sparklelord. He routinely rides his motorcycle over alligator pits, has trumpeters on skateboards announcing his presence, and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|eats only fresh, locally produced organics, prepared simply and with passion]].