Jizzed in My Pants/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|Stop, or I'l-''ah oh fuck''! Every damn time, ''every damn time''. This sucks... I gotta go put on some new tights, man, this sucks.|'''Stephen Lynch''' as Premature Ejaculator Man}}

 

''and I [[Title Drop|Jizz. In. My pants.]]''<br />

''This really never happens, you can take my word,''<br />

''Mainly your fault for the way that you dance...''|'''[[The Lonely Island]]''', ''Jizz In My Pants''}}

 

I didn't notice you drinking cream there, Sid.|'''[[Viz|Sid the Sexist]]''' and friend at a strip club}}

 

{{quote|The night is alive. Eight blocks away, I hear a couple not washing their hands. Close by, I smell the trace fecal matter on this tight rope. I... I feel every shift of every microfiber in my superpants. Oh... O-'''OHH!'''|'''[[Seanbaby]]''', [http://www.cracked.com/blog/premature-ejaculation-daredevil-why-super-senses-would-suck Premature Ejaculation Daredevil]}}

 

Mindfuck: I think you're oversimplifying it.|'''[[Cyanide and Happiness]]''' [http://www.explosm.net/comics/2065/ Strip No. 2065.]}}

 

Her hand, her foot, her very look's a cunt.|John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester, "[http://ethnicity.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Texts/imperfect.html The Imperfect Enjoyment]"

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