History of the World, Part I/YMMV: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Dole Office Clerk''': Occupation? <br />

'''Comicus''': Stand-up philosopher. <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': What? <br />

'''Comicus''': Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': Oh, a *bullshit* artist! <br />

'''Comicus''': *Grumble*... <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': Did you bullshit last week? <br />

'''Comicus''': No. <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': Did you *try* to bullshit last week? <br />

{{quote| '''Dole Office Clerk''': Oh, a *bull-<br />

'''Comicus''': *Grumbles*... <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': Did you bull- last week? <br />

'''Comicus''': No. <br />

'''Dole Office Clerk''': Did you *try* to bull- last week? <br />

{{quote| '''Leader of Senate''': All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote? <br />

'''Entire Senate''': FUCK THE POOR!<br />

{{quote| '''Leader of Senate''': All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote? <br />

'''Entire Senate''': (raise arms and grumble to themselves)<br />

{{quote| '''Roman Soldier''': Moooove that miserable piece of SHIT!}}

{{quote| '''Roman Soldier''': Moooove that miserable piece of SHOOOIIIT!}}