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* [[Badass]] - Everyone. Except Nikolai and Edward Cullen.
* [[Badass Boast]] - Happens quite often.
{{quote| "You have killed my friends, and now Fist will kill you!", screamed pricer and assualted the evil General.}}
* [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] - For some reason, Edward Cullen is blown up with a grenade launcher.
* [[Big No]] - Captain Soap delivers them each time {{spoiler|Price dies}}.
* [[Gorn]] - Edward Cullens death.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]
{{quote| "I am rather unimpressed", said soap rather unimpressed.}}
* [[Groin Attack]] - Soap does this to a juggernaut. Yes, to a [[Implacable Man|juggernaut]].
* [[Guns Akimbo]] - Price dual wields akimbo assault rifles. Yes, he manages to fire four assault rifles at once!
* [[Kick the Dog]] - Shepherd shoots an innocent family while they're eating in the burger king. In his eyes, they were collateral casualties. [[Captain Obvious|Yes, he's that evil]].
* [[Large Ham]] - General Shepherd. It's reduced to [[Narm]] because of the bad spelling and because nothing he says makes sense.
{{quote| "Did you really believe your… ''feeble'' attempts would prove sufficient to defeat me? ME? THE GREAT GENERAL SHEPEPRD! ''Pitiful!'' I shall wrekc havoc upon you, foolish american! DIE, CAPTN SOP!", said the general evuly.}}
* [[Mind Screw]] - The whole spelling does a good job of confusing readers, but it's not the worst [[Mind Screw]]:
** First, we have {{spoiler|Captain Prices}} multiple deaths. At one point in the story, he multiplied himself, so he could accompany Nikolai and Soap at the same time. This is confusing enough. But what makes it worse is that Soap is seemingly capable of [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|double think]], as he talks to a living {{spoiler|Price}} while ''knowing'' that he's dead!
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* [[Motive Decay]] - After a while, General Shepherd starts calling Soap a ''foolish american''. The funny thing is, Shepherd is originally not only american, but also an [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|extremistic patriot]], and Soap is scottish.
* [[Narm]]
{{quote| "Good morning in Mcdonals and here is your burgher with a double portion of FUCK YOU!" yelled the guy that gave him cheeseburger!}}
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]
* [[Shout-Out]] - Shepherd delivers a [[Street Fighter|Shoryuken]] to Captain Price.
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