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{{trope}}
{{quote|''Dumb? I'll show you dumb!''<br />
''You always do.''|'''Skywarp''' and '''Starscream''', ''[[War for Cybertron]]''}}
 
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== Comic Books ==
* The page image is from issue 74 of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Archie Sonic comics]]. {{spoiler|After the freedom fighters find [[Complete Monster|Robotnik]] on the walkway of an outer-space facility after previously thinking he was dead}}:
{{quote| '''Sonic''': You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, {{spoiler|Ro"butt"nik}}!<br />
'''{{spoiler|Robotnik}}''': Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to {{spoiler|welcome me back from the dead}}? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?<br />
'''[[Action Girl|Bunnie]]''': Ah'll show you manners!<br />
''Bunnie then {{spoiler|[[Shut UP, Hannibal|punches Robotnik in the face]].}}'' }}
* [[Johnny the Homicidal Maniac|NNY]]'s response to being called "[[Berserk Button|Wacky]]" by a woman in a Taco <s> Bell</s> Smell:
{{quote| '''NNY''': I'll show you wacky! I'll show you all wackeeeeee!}}
** Then he disembowels everyone in the restaurant [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|with a spork.]]
* Similarly, one issue of [[Groo the Wanderer]] shows he dislikes being called "feckless."
{{quote| ''"Groo is not feckless! He has plenty of feck! I will show you feck like you have never seen!"''}}
 
 
== Film ==
* In [[The Dark Knight]], during an argument between a witness on the stand and Harvey Dent:
{{quote| '''Dent''': I have a sworn statement from you that [points to Maroni] this man is the head of the Falcone crime family.<br />
'''Witness''': Maroni? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization!<br />
'''Dent''' (to judge): Your honour, permission to treat the witness as hostile?<br />
'''Judge''': Permission granted.<br />
'''Witness''': Hostile? I'll show you hostile!<br />
{{spoiler|''Witness pulls out a gun and tries to fire it. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|The gun was jammed]].''}} }}
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'':
{{quote| '''Aladdin''': If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.<br />
'''The Prince''': I'll teach ''you'' some manners!<br />
''The prince then kicks Aladdin into the mud.'' }}
* And in [[Beauty and the Beast|the Disney version of Beauty and the Beast]], when Maurice intrudes into the castle.
{{quote| '''Maurice''': I just needed a place to stay...<br />
'''Beast''': I'll give you a place to stay!<br />
''Beast then {{spoiler|imprisons Maurice in the castle}}.'' }}
* ''[[Idiocracy]]'':
{{quote| '''Joe:''' "Your Honor, I call for a mistrial."<br />
'''Joe's Lawyer:''' "I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, (if) you don't shut up." }}
* In ''[[Fantastic Four (film)|Fantastic Four]]'', Johnny and Ben discuss girls.
{{quote| '''Johnny''': I've been wondering. How do you and Alicia...''*clicks his tongue in lieu of finishing the sentence*''<br />
'''Ben''': That's none of your business!<br />
'''Johnny''': Okay, okay! I'm just concerned, that's all. I don't want to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!<br />
'''Ben''': [[Ho Yay|I'll show you a rockslide!]] }}
* ''[[Serenity]]'' has a more delayed example. [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|The Operative tells Mal that he's trying to help the Alliance create "a world without sin".]] Later, upon discovering a dark secret about the Alliance that the Operative didn't know about, Mal shows it to the Operative but first says "I'm gonna show you a world without sin."
* In the film version of ''[[The Running Man (film)|The Running Man]]'', Amber, one of the protagonists and the main [[Love Interest]], is cornered by Dynamo.
{{quote| '''Dynamo:''' Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone? What's the matter now bitch, why aren't you laughing?<br />
'''Amber:''' Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass.<br />
[''Dynamo gets on top of Amber, preparatory for trying to rape her'']<br />
'''Dynamo:''' I'll show you dickless.<br />
[''Amber electrocutes him by shooting the ceiling sprinklers''] }}
* Done in the original ''[[X-Men 1]]'' movie:
{{quote| '''Magneto:''' What are you looking for, Charles?<br />
'''Xavier:''' I'm looking for hope.<br />
'''Magneto:''' I will give you hope. And I ask one thing in return: don't get in my way. }}
 
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== Literature ==
* From Ross Macdonald's novel ''The Far Side of the Dollar'':
{{quote| '''[[Lew Archer]]:''' I was investigating--<br />
'''Cop:''' Investigating what?<br />
'''[[Lew Archer]]:''' Law enforcement in this county. It stinks.<br />
'''Cop:''' [[Police Brutality|We'll law-enforcement you.]] }}
* [[Al Franken]] reacts to Fox News' Coverage of President Bush's 2004 Inauguration speech in the first chapter of ''The Truth (with jokes)'', specifically the part where Bush claims to have won a mandate:
{{quote| But the responsible news media, instead of calling him out or grabbing their crotch and going "Mandate? I got your mandate here!", were going along with it.}}
* In ''[[Big Trouble]]'', when Eliot Arnold is getting fed up with his newspaper-writing job, his boss admonishes him that he needs to have his assignment (pointing to his computer) "''in here'' before you go home tonight." Eliot then crosses around to his boss's side of the desk, saying, "How about I put it in there RIGHT NOW?" and puts his left foot through the computer screen.
* Marco does this in ''[[Animorphs]]''
{{quote| '''Marco:''' I'll show you monkey!}}
 
 
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* ''[[Wizards of Waverly Place]]''. There was an entire episode devoted to TJ Taylor, another wizard who responded to everything with this trope. And of course, it never made sense.
* In [[Drake and Josh]] when Josh started losing patience with helping Drake cheat via Radio.
{{quote| '''Drake:''' Just pull up your antenna.<br />
'''Josh:''' I'll pull up your antenna! }}
* From the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode, "[[Doctor Who/NS/Recap/S2 E12 Army of Ghosts|Army of Ghosts]]" after the Doctor convinces Torchwood that Jackie is Rose who went through [[Rapid Aging]].
{{quote| '''Doctor:''' Lead on. But not too fast. Her ankle's going. <br />
'''Jackie:''' I'll show you where my ankle's going. }}
 
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* "Space" by Sarah Buxton: "You say you want space / Well, I'll give you space..."
* From "I Wanna Sex Up A Crying Charmander In His Sexy Butthold While Jerking Off His Two-Inch Floppy",by [[The Baby Stompers]]:
{{quote| Let's go play some ''[[Pokémon]]''!<br />
I'll poke ''you'' }}
 
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== Video Games ==
* In ''[[Starcraft]]'', in one of the missions in the original Terran campaign:
{{quote| '''General Duke''': You're about the last folks I expected to show up. What's your angle, Mengsk?<br />
'''Jim Raynor''': Our angle?! I'll give you an angle, you slimy confederate piece of [[Curse Cut Short|sh...]]<br />
'''Arcturus Mengsk''': Enough, Jim! }}
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== Web Animation ==
* In the ''dragon'' [[Homestar Runner|Strong Bad email]]:
{{quote| '''Strong Sad:''' I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too. I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and-<br />
'''Strong Bad:''' I'll improve on your methods!!<br />
''Strong Bad sets Strong Sad's drawing on fire and reduces it to nothing.'' <br />
'''Strong Sad:''' What?! That's not an improvement! }}
 
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== Web Comics ==
* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', Angus compliments his shy, socially awkward roommate Marigold on her haircut, then slips in an affectionate insult:
{{quote| '''Angus:''' So does that mean you're gonna wash it more than twice a year now?<br />
'''Marigold:''' (''not amused'') I'll--I'll wash ''you'' more than twice a year! B-because you're a stupid jerk! Who smells!<br />
'''Angus:''' O venom-tongued maiden! Stay your barbs, I beseech you! }}
* ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'', [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/07/14/episode-1152-not-the-best-comeback/ this strip].
{{quote| '''Sarda:''' That's adorable, really.<br />
'''Garland:''' Oh, we'll show '''you''' adorable!<br />
''(shows Sarda a photo of a bunny)''<br />
'''Sarda:''' Yes, you sure did. }}
* During the [[Wizard Duel]] between Terra and Magus in ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'', Terra promised to [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-01-01 show him "potential"].
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== Western Animation ==
* A [[Running Gag]] in ''[[Animaniacs]]'', or more precisely, the "Goodfeathers" series within it, is ''Pesto'' very often misinterpreting what Squit says about him. The result is [[I Will Show You X]], preceeded by several other phrases among the lines "Are you sayin' that I'm <...>, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, <...> here to amuse you?"
{{quote| '''Squit''': Yes. Pesto, you are one swell bird.<br />
'''Pesto''': What do you mean by that?<br />
'''Squit''': Why, I said you're swell, that's all.<br />
'''Pesto''': You're sayin' I got a big head, is that what you're sayin'? What am I, a bloated puffy round head here to amuse you?<br />
'''Squit''': Nah, I didn't say that, I just... I said you're swell.<br />
'''Pesto''': I am swell?<br />
'''Squit''': Yeah, you're swell.<br />
'''Pesto''': Swell?<br />
'''Squit''': Yeah.<br />
'''Pesto''': That's it!<br />
* [[Big Ball of Violence]]*<br />
Here's your "swell"! I got your "swell"! Right here! '''I'll show you "swell"'''! }}
* The sign at the entrance of the Brooklyn Aquarium in ''[[Futurama]]'' reads "We got your fish right here pal."
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'':
{{quote| '''Homer''': Lisa! Knock off that racket!<br />
'''Lisa''': But Dad, I'm supposed to practice an hour a day!<br />
'''Homer''': I'll practice you!<br />
'''Lisa''': You'll practice me...what does that mean? Is it supposed to be some sort of a threat? }}
** And in another episode:
{{quote| '''Judi Dench:''' Who are you talking to?<br />
'''Londoner Squeaky-Voiced Teen:''' No-one, mum, I swear!<br />
'''Judi Dench:''' I'll Mum you! ''{starts beating Londoner Squeaky-Voiced Teen}'' }}
** Another Simpsons example, when Homer's mom reappears, Bart asks for retroactive birthday, Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa gifts. Homer responds with "I'll Kwanzaa you!"
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** "The earring could plug the hole." "I'll plug YOUR hole!"
** Done again in, "Today, I am a Clown":
{{quote| '''Bart:''' Dad. You blew it. You listened to Lisa and then you lost your stranglehold on the audience.<br />
'''Homer:''' I'll audience you! ''(starts strangling him)'' }}
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie":
{{quote| '''Vet:''' Don't worry. I know you don't like the big, scary needles, so we'll use a topical cream instead.<br />
'''Skipper:''' Oh, yeah? You try anything and I'll cream your topical! }}
* In a [[The Ren and Stimpy Show|Ren and Stimpy]] episode dealing with the Stimpy facing his own mortality and going throuh various emotional phases. To illustate "Anger", there's a short bit where Ren is at the dinner table, ready to eat.
{{quote| '''Stimpy''': *cheerily* Here's your breakfast, Ren!<br />
'''Ren''': Uh...Stimpy? You forgot the toast.<br />
'''Stimpy''': [[Mood Whiplash|TOOAST??!]] ''HEEEERE'S'' YOUR '''TOOOOAST'''!!!! *slams toast into Ren's face and rubs it violently* }}
* In the finale of ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'': "I'll show you ''[[Psycho Electro|lightning]]''!"
** And during Aang's fight with Zhao:
{{quote| '''Aang:''' "Woah, wild shot!"<br />
'''Zhao:''' "I'll show you wild!" }}
** Also, from one of the chibi shorts:
{{quote| '''Katara''': Tiny Zuko! [[Ship Tease|He looks so cute!]]<br />
'''Zuko''': I AM NEITHER CUTE NOR TINY!<br />
'''Iroh''': You are pretty cute, my tiny nephew.<br />
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* In [[The Legend of Korra|the sequel series]], Korra is fond of giving these whenever she commits a foul during a Pro-bending match.
**
{{quote| '''Referee:''' Foul! Over the line! Move back to Zone 3!<br />
'''Korra:''' ''(under her breath)'' I'll show ''you'' "over the line..." }}
**
{{quote| '''Referee:''' Unnecessary roughness! Move back 1 zone!<br />
'''Korra:''' ''(splashing him)'' I'll unnecessarily rough ''you'' up! }}
* On ''[[The Mr. Men Show]]'', a running gag has Mr. Rude say "I'll give you X," and then [[Gasshole|fart]], causing all the characters to chastise him.
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