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{{quote| ''[[Professional Wrestling|GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!]]''}}
 
In fiction, chairs make for great bludgeoning objects capable of [[Tap on the Head|knocking people unconscious]] in one strike; enter the Chairman of the Brawl, that one guy who can be counted on grabbing the nearest sitting implement and smashing it across his unfortunate victim's head. If the chair is made of wood, it also immediately splinters into countless pieces to show how devastating the blow is.
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== Webcomics ==
* Such a fight happens in ''[[Girl Genius]]'', during the regularly scheduled bar brawl at the Jager tavern. To keep things friendly, there's a "No weapons" policy, but:
{{quote| ''[Higgs hits a Jagermonster with a chair. Zeetha stares at him.]''<br />
'''Higgs:''' ...what?<br />
'''Zeetha:''' You just said: "No weapons."<br />
'''Higgs:''' That wasn't a ''weapon'', that was a ''chair''. }}
** Which leads to:
{{quote| '''Jagermonster:''' Ow!<br />
'''Zeetha:''' ''Ha!'' That's not a weapon, that's a ''chair!''<br />
[...]<br />
'''Jagermonster:''' Aie!<br />
'''Zeetha:''' ''Tankard!'' Not a weapon!<br />
[...]<br />
'''Jagermonster:''' ''Urg!''<br />
'''Zeetha:''' ''That's'' not a weapon! That's a ''table!'' }}
* In Volume 5 of ''[[Mayonaka Densha]]'', Hatsune uses a chair to fend off Constance's [[Attempted Rape|would be rapist.]]
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