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* The scene where Frozone is looking for his super suit.
{{quote| "Honey! Where's my super-suit?"<br />
"What?"<br />
"Where. Is. My. Super. Suit?"<br />
"Why do you need to know?"<br />
"I need it!"<br />
"Uh uh! Don't you even think of runnin' off and doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!"<br />
"The public is in danger!"<br />
"My evening's in danger!"<br />
"YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!"<br />
"GREATER GOOD?!? ''I AM YOUR WIFE''!!! I'M THE GREATEST ''GOOD'' YOU ARE ''EVER'' GON' GET!!!!!!" }}
* Every single thing the kid on the tricycle says. Special points to this one:
{{quote| '''Kid:''' ''That was totally wicked!''}}
* Mr. Incredible's and Frozone's argument during the fire, after Frozone fails to convince him to go bowling instead of rescuing civilians:
{{quote| '''Mr. Incredible:''' Can't you put this out?<br />
'''Frozone:''' I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!<br />
'''Mr. Incredible:''' What's that mean?<br />
'''Frozone:''' It means IT'S HOT! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!<br />
'''Mr. Incredible:''' You're out of ice?! You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!<br />
'''Frozone:''' There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse? You run out of muscle?!<br />
'''Mr. Incredible:''' I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down right on top of us!<br />
'''Frozone:''' ''' ''[[Didn't Want an Adventure|I]]'' [[Didn't Want an Adventure|WANTED TO GO]] ''[[Didn't Want an Adventure|BOWLING!]]''''' }}
** And before that, their [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshading]] of the tendency of bad guys to monologue.
{{quote| '''Frozone''': So, now I'm in real trouble. One more blast of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow, I manage to find cover, and what does Baron von Ruthless do?<br />
'''Mr. Incredible''': (''chuckles'') Let me guess...He starts monologuing.<br />
'''Frozone''': He starts ''monologuing''! He starts, like, this prepared speech about how ''feeble'' I am compared to him, how ''inevitable'' my defeat is, how the ''world'' will ''soon'' be ''his''! Yadda yadda yadda.<br />
'''Mr. Incredible''': Yammering.<br />
'''Frozone''': Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, [[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?|and he won't]] ''[[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?|shut up!]]'' }}
*** Which turns into a [[Brick Joke]] in a later scene between Mr. Incredible and Syndrome.
{{quote| '''Syndrome''': '''Now''' you respect me, because I'm a ''threat''. Turns out there are a lot of people who want respect, and they'll pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon only I can control and- ''[gets cut off as Mr. Incredible throws a tree trunk at him. He dodges and freezes Mr. Incredible in place.]'' You '''sly ''dog'''''! You got me monologuing, I can't believe... ''[chuckles]''}}
* The montage of heroes who had... bad luck with capes.
{{quote| '''Edna''': NO CAPES!}}
* Edna Mode.
{{quote| '''Helen''': (''through teeth'') You know... ''Elastigirl''?<br />
'''Edna''': '''''[[Genki Girl|DARLING!]]''''' }}
** "Edna Mode." <'''WCHACK'''> (''[[BFG]] pops out of the ceiling and ''tracks'' Helen's head'') "And guest." <'''WCHUNK'''> (''[[BFG]] goes away'')
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** Edna hitting Helen with a rolled up newspaper while saying "My God, [[Punctuated Pounding|pull. Yourself. Together!]]"
* After the action opening sequence with Bomb Voyage:
{{quote| '''Police Officer''': Wait, you mean you didn't catch him?<br />
'''Mr. Incredible''': Yeah, ''Skippy'' here made sure of that.<br />
'''Buddy''': ''Incrediboy!''<br />
'''Mr. Incredible''': '''YOU'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME!''' }}
** And who could forget?
{{quote| '''Bomb Voyage''': Et ton costume est complètement ridicule!}}
* Plus this family exchange:
{{quote| '''Violet''': The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and ''he's'' not even ''toilet-trained''!<br />
'''Dash''': Lucky. (''Helen gives him an odd look'') I mean, about being normal. }}
* "Elastigirl? You married ''Elastigirl''?" (''laughs, then looks at the kids'') "[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Oh, and got BIZZAY]]!"
* Mr. Incredible's and Frozones [[Riff Trax]] to their cartoon short:
{{quote| '''Mr. Incredible''': I was told it was a new process!<br />
'''Frozone''': And what would that new process be, Mr. I? Cheap-o-rama? }}
** And the first appearance of Frozone...
{{quote| '''Frozone:''' Wait, is that me? I'm white...they made me a ''white guy?!''<br />
'''Mr Incredible''': You're... black-ish.<br />
'''Frozone''': They made me a white guy!<br />
'''Mr Incredible''': Well, maybe the print's faded. You're tanned... ish. }}
** Later...
{{quote| '''Frozone''': Oh, oh, oh, ''I'' get caught. The ''black'' superhero gets caught.<br />
'''Mr Increcible''': Well, a minute ago, you were complaining they made you white!<br />
'''Frozone''': Oh, that's right... the ''tanned'' superhero gets caught! }}
** And then...
{{quote| '''Frozone''': DID YOU OKAY THE RABBIT?!<br />
'''Mr Incredible''': I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RABBIT, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THE RABBIT!<br />
'''Frozone''': WELL SOMEBODY OKAYED THE RABBIT! }}
** "The rabbit is cuddly! Kids like little, cuddly sidekicks. I mean... the rabbit... it's a time tested... okay, the rabbit bites."
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* Don't put your hands on the roof of your car. Especially when you have super-strength.
* The guards in the mobile van that the family steals are watching a TV with the Omnidroid destroying Metroville, while sipping a bottle of champagne.
{{quote| "Alright, every time they run, [[Drinking Game|we take a shot!]]"}}
* Bob and Helen arguing over which exit to take when the Winnebago lands on the freeway after launching from one of Syndrome's rockets.
** And of course, even superhero families on their way to save the day have this time-honoured long-drive exchange...
{{quote| '''Dash:''' [[Are We There Yet?]]<br />
'''Bob:''' ''We get there when we get there!'' }}
* At the end of the movie, Dash is ''finally'' able to try out for track, and his family is on the bleachers cheering him on... and warning him not to run too fast. The look on the other parents' faces as they listen to the Parrs' instructions of "Make it second! A ''close'' second!" is priceless.
* Nearly the entire conversation between Bob and Mr. Huph.
{{quote| '''Bob''': Did I do something illegal?<br />
'''Huph''': (''through gritted teeth'') Nnnnno...<br />
'''Bob''': Are you saying that we shouldn't help our customers?<br />
'''Huph''': The law ''requires'' that I answer 'no'... }}
** In a display of literally superhuman self-control, it takes Huph being callously dismissive of and then openly ''mocking'' the victim of a mugging before Bob throws him through five walls and into a filing cabinet. He's several times the size of Huph, but it's still ''really'' cathartic (and hilarious). One of the [[DVD Commentary|commentaries]] talks about how the guy who animated it seemed to be working out an issue or two.
** For this troper, the funniest part of that was the squeak that Huph makes when he hits the floor.
* After Helen rescues Bob and they're running through the jungle looking for the kids while arguing.
{{quote| '''Bob:''' I should have told you about being fired, I admit it, but I didn't want you to worry.<br />
'''Helen:''' You didn't want me to worry?! And now we're running for our lives through some forsaken jungle...<br />
'''Bob:''' (''grinning at her'') You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive! }}
* "I am '''''Syndrome!''''' Your '''''nemesis!''''' And... (''inadvertently throws Mr. Incredible out of sight'') oh, brilliant."
* The entirety of the Jack-Jack short. Of note is {{spoiler|Syndrome}}'s appearance near the end.
** He's extremely polite when he finds a (more-than-slightly deranged-looking) Kari, and the whole conversation is one long CMOF.
{{quote| '''Syndrome:''' Is this the...Parr's residence?<br />
'''Kari:''' HA-HA! YES! I'M KARI, THE BABY''[[Twitchy Eye|(twitch)]]''SITTER!<br />
'''Syndrome:''' Uh... Hello, Kari... I'm, ah...<br />
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'''Syndrome:''' (''fumbling'') For...sitter! Yeah, sitter. [[Blatant Lies|Originally I was going to have the initials for "Babysitter"]], but...then I'd be going around wearing a big BS, and (''chuckle'') [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|you understand why I couldn't go with that.]] }}
** In her interview, Mr. Dicker lampshaded her acceptance of the flimsy explanation:
{{quote| '''Mr. Dicker:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|And you believed him.]]<br />
'''Kari:''' THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY, MR. DICKER?! }}
* "Easy Helen, easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting. Everything's fine. They're just...all getting coffee. At the same time. [[Flat What|Yeah]]."
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