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* While you do have some sympathy for Sam, you've got to laugh at Curtis' attempts to break up with her without making her cry.
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* Also, Nathan [[We Need a Distraction|creating a ridiculous distraction]] to prevent Sally from finding the "incriminating items"({{spoiler|Tony and Gary's decaying bodies}}) in her car-boot by hurling a brick at her windscreen and being as obnoxious about it as possible:
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'''Sally:''' "What is the matter with you! Are you ''mentally deficient''?!"
'''Nathan:''' "If I was mentally deficient, I would've missed! Check ''that'' out...bullseye!" }}
* "Save Me Barry!"
* Nathan's impression of Bono, which prompts this reaction when no-one gets it:
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'''Alisha''': Yeah, we know that. }}
* Nathan's riot in the bowling alley, culminating in the stapler attack.
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* Nathan explaining what happened when he told his mum he's immortal.
* These admittedly rather macabre lines between Simon and Lucy:
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'''Lucy''': You´ve murdered your probation worker!
'''Simon''': I didn´t say it was perfect. }}
* Nathan again , as the crew stare down at {{spoiler|Sally's body}} in the freezer. He is making a comment about how messed up it is until...
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** Cut to the group throwing Sally's body off a boat... while Nathan eats a Cornetto.
* The entire exchange between Nathan and {{spoiler|his brother}} about hitting {{spoiler|their father}} in the head with a toaster.
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'''Jamie:''' He's a fucking twat! }}
* Nathan and his dad have a row in the police station about each others personal flaws.
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'''Nathan:''' We are ''completely'' different! I'm gracefully tall, you're freakishly short! }}
** and then later, when Nathan's Dad starts to leave...
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** and when Nathan imparts to his father a bit of wisdom:
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* Every scene about {{spoiler|Nathan hitting on Simon}} in [[S 02 E 03]].
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Even better is '''Nathan''': "How can I control myself when you're so cute and I'm so horny and there's only a few thin pieces of cotton separating our genitals?" }}
* On discussing with the rest of the Misfits on what to do with the new guy Ollie, Simon's deadpan response is ''hilarious''.
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* Nathan's exchange with [[Monster of the Week|Tim]].
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'''Nathan''': *gestures to Simon* Oh that's him, he's a ''right'' cunty. }}
* New guy Ollie's attempt in talking down the armed and unbalanced Tim
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* Nathan completely misunderstanding the story of the Good Samaritan.
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* "A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers, and not ''one'' of us thinks of using them to commit ''crime''! Shame on us!"
* Nathan again in ep. 5.
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* This exchange between the gang and Luke, [[Monster of the Week|the corrupt priest in the Christmas Special.]]
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'''Kelly:''' Taking money off people.
'''Alisha:''' Sexually assaulting girls.
'''Luke:''' [[Corrupt Church|Hey, that's the Catholic Church for you.]]<br />
'''Nathan:''' He's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland if [[Pedophile Priest|the priests weren't fiddling with you]], you were one of the ''ugly'' kids. }}
** From the same episode, ''everything'' about Marnie giving birth, but particularly Nathan stomping to death what he thought was an alien baby. {{spoiler|It wasn't.}}
* Marnie bless her when shes hears the plan to {{spoiler|steal money from Jesus to get their powers back.}}
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* And when they finally manage to do so- by accident, and {{spoiler|killing him in the process}}, Nathan immediately takes a wad of bills and makes the sign of the cross over "Jesus'" prone body. "Just in case it really ''is'' him!"
* Curtis counter argument regarding the selling of his powers..
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'''Simon:''' You sold your powers?
'''Kelly:''' Yeah mate.
'''Simon:''' You shouldn't be doing this. We were given them for a reason!
'''Nikki:''' And what reason's that?
'''Curtis:''' I'll give you twenty thousand reasons for getting rid of 'em!
'''Simon:''' It's like in Superman 2 when Superman gives up his powers so that he can be with Lois Lane.
'''Kelly:''' And?
'''Simon:'''General Zod took over the world!
'''Curtis:''' That's totally relevant, except [[Tempting Fate|there ain't no General Zod]], and that's twenty thousand pounds. Later. }}
* Curtis earns his [[Deadpan Snarker]] stripes this episode as well.
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'''Curtis:''' ( Points to Alisha ) She raped me. And we killed loads of people. }}
** Bonus is Alisha giving him a look that is a mix of what are you complaining about and get over it.
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* In Season 2 Episode 6, Nathan {{spoiler|shoots himself in the head, comes back to life, does a bow, }} and the credits roll with the title of the special: {{spoiler|"Oops, There Goes My Brains!"}} [http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=185280461482221&set=a.185280458148888.46931.185275234816077&type=1&theater with credits rolling.]
* Nathan in the "Vegas Special" gets caught out on using his new ability {{spoiler|as a [[Reality Warper]]}} to win at dice {{spoiler|after accidentally rolling a ''seven''.}} What does he do to distract the guards after they corner him during his attempt to escape?
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* Season 3 Episode 3
** Every scene with Rudy in. EVERY ONE.
* Simon and Curtis' 'therapy session' in Series 3, episode 2.
* Rudy explaining his relation to Curtis in the Nazi timeline when Curtis' bar is raided by Shaun and his Nazi squad. First he says he's Curtis' gay lover, and then his cousin.
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* Curtis wanking as a girl. And Simon and Alisha in the scene. It's best if you just watch it.
* The attempt to smuggle Jen's body out of the hospital, which involves Simon and Seth wheeling her bed out the door while trying to look as noncholant as possible. Extra hilarity points go to Rudy distracting a nurse by asking about his [[Squick|prolapsed granny]], and frantically mouthing "fuck off" at Simon and Seth.
* Alisha after she bashes in a zombie cheerleader's head with a baseball bat repeatedly: "Do you still want me to dress up as a cheerleader for your birthday?"
* This exchange:
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'''Simon:''' "It's only Thursday, there's still time." }}
* Season 3, Episode 3 delivers a ''triple whammy.''
** Under the influence of mind control, Simon has dumped Alisha; meanwhile, Rudy is being as unhelpful as possible by claiming that Simon's gay.
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'''Curtis:''' Oh, I'll just pretend I'm not here, yeah? }}
** And...
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'''Kelly:''' ''All'' blokes say that; next thing you know, you've got [[Squick|cum all over your face and in your hair.]]<br />
'''Curtis:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|That's a lovely image.]] }}
** Alisha has had enough of Rudy's nonsense and just hit him.
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( Alisha slaps Rudy to the ground and storms off)
'''Rudy:''' What the fuck is your problem?!
'''Kelly:''' [[Ironic Echo|She's deflecting.]] }}
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