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* Wal's dreams of rugby glory in ''[[Footrot Flats]]'' always end with him a bloodied heap being trampled into the mud.
* [[Warren Ellis]]'s word on rugby:
{{quote| '''[[Thunderbolts|Doc Samson]]''': ''It's better than football. No padding or helmets, no stopping every minute, none of the dumb stuff. Two teams of gnarled, scarred freaks pounding the blood out of each other with a ball somewhere in the middle. It's awesome.''}}
* In the [[British Comics|British]] [[Anthology Comic]] '''[[The Beano]]''' playing Rugby, beating up over the top tough rugby players or just scaring them by being there is a common gag used in comic strips especially [[Minnie The Minx]]. This gag is used to show how tough the characters are.
 
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* In a ''[[Friends]]'' episode, Ross plays rugby to impress Emily, and ends up in agony.
** Joey tries to explain the sport to him.
{{quote| '''Joey:''' Right here, this is a "scrum," okay. It's kinda like a huddle.<br />
'''Ross:''' And is a "hum" kinda like a "scruddle"? Heh.<br />
'''Joey:''' Heh heh. Ross, these guys are gonna ''kill'' you. }}
* In ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', Giles comments about gridiron as it compares to rugby:
{{quote| '''Jenny:''' I don't know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the, the grace of basketball, the, uh, poetry of baseball. At its best it's [[Unnecessary Roughness|unadorned aggression]]. It's such a rugged contest.<br />
'''Giles:''' Rugged. American football. Heh.<br />
'''Jenny:''' And that's funny because?<br />
'''Giles:''' No! Heh. I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby. }}
* [[Harry Enfield and Chums]]: In the ''Upper class drunks'' sketch
{{quote| '''Drunk#1:'''Good game on saturday?<br />
'''[[Martin Clunes|Drunk#2:]]''' Bloody Good! Three Tries, two conversions and twenty two hospitalisations. }}
 
 
== Puppet Shows ==
* The satiric TV show ''~[[Les Guignols de l'info~]]'' depicts rugby players as senseless brutes whose training consists in bashing down brick walls and drinking fresh blood.
** A particular example come to mind : a French team had to figh-play against the "All-black" known for being quite good. The strategy include Military support and they don't expect every player to survive.
** In another episode, former French coach Bernard Laporte said "The first rugby game was a wedding in Brive (that's a french city), the ball only came 30 years later".
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