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* [[Broke Episode]]: The whole panto is this for Jack and Dolly, which is worrying as they have Baron Wasteland for a [[Cranky Landlord]].
* [[Disappeared Dad]] / [[Missing Mom]]: Jack has the former, Jill the latter. Jack's father [[You Don't Want to Know|died in childbirth]] whilst Jill's just isn't mentioned.
{{quote| '''Jack:''' I keep [[Precious Photo|a photo of him, just to remind me what he look like]]...<br />
'''Jill:''' Jack, that's ''my'' father!<br />
'''Jack:''' Yeah, well, [[Completely Missing the Point|nobody remembers what my dad looked like]]... }}
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** And Goldilocks is back to her usual house-breaking tricks...
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Typical for a panto, but in the aforementioned [[Audience Participation Song]] they really go for some [[Refuge in Audacity]]
{{quote| ''Dame Dolly:'' Now, boys and girls, can you guess what I like doing when I'm done in the dumps? *cue guffaws from audience* [[Lampshaded|Yes, yes]], [[Parental Bonus|older boys and girls]], sometimes I like doing [[A Date with Rosie Palms|that]]...}}
** Let's not forget Jill's [[Unusual Euphemism|shirt potatoes]]...
** Or how pleased Jack was when he heard Jill [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|had a girl friend]]...
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* [[Go, Ye Heroes, Go and Die]]: The song in which the villagers sing about how incredibly brave Jack is to climb the beanstalk, while his own lines shift from a declaration that he's going to climb it [[Feet of Clay|to excuses as to why he isn't]].
* [[Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter]]: Goldilocks talks in this.
{{quote| '''Goldilocks:''' I live next door to the Dame and son Jack/She's very hairy and he's [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|surprisingly stupid]].<br />
'''Narrator:''' [[[Beat]], whilst looking around with a [[Flat What|bewildered expression]] ] Well... she ''usually'' spoke in rhyme! }}
* [[Heel Face Turn]]: The Baron's a [[Jerkass|heartless jerk]], but he gets better as the panto goes on
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* [[Childhood Friends]]: Buttons and Cinderella are this. Once, they were picking apples, and Buttons made sure [[Panty Shot|she didn't fall]]...
* [[Content Warnings]]: Right before the Good Fairy works his magic, he warns:
{{quote| There will be a few flashes, so anybody with a pacemaker may want to nip to the loo...}}
* [[The Eeyore]]: [[Prince Charming]] is this for most of Act 1.
* [[Fanfare]]: Buttons does a lot of this, at point doing [[Rule of Funny|"La Cucaracha"]].
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* [[Love At First Sight]]: Aladdin and the Princess
* [[Padding]]: The two genies make a cake and, well...
{{quote| '''Genie of the Ring:''' When you make a cake, [[Foreshadowing|you have to throw yourself into it!]]<br />
'''Genie of the Lamp:''' Yes, [[Sarcasm Mode|thanks for that subtle hint!]] }}
* [[Police Brutality]]: The Police Chief really, '''really''' wants to rough up... well, [[Played for Laughs|anyone, really]].
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*** That's probably why [[Pair the Spares|they end up together in the last act]].
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: Quite a few moments...
{{quote| '''Abernazer:''' This? It's my magic ring. You rub it, and magic happens!<br />
'''Widow Twanky:''' Oh, I have something similar... }}
** And... well, anything the Genie of The Lamp says, really.
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