Bad Movie Beatdown/Awesome: Difference between revisions

{{quote| "Now many people found this movie [[Glurge|touching]]. [[Tranquil Fury|I didn't.]] [[Berserk Button|It struck a nerve.]] It's bad enough that the film is severely boring because [[Foregone Conclusion|it's obvious what is going on.]] It's bad enough that [[Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy|the movie is so morose and miserable.]] It's bad enough that it's [[True Art Is Angsty|pretentious tosh.]] It's bad enough that [[Will Smith]] himself is desperately [[Oscar Bait|Oscar Baiting]] by [[Tom Hanks Syndrome|dialing back his signature charm to trace levels]] and [[Wangst|acting as mopey as possible.]] No, my real issue is with the film's message. Tim's sacrifice at the end of the movie is celebrated and he's made a [[Martyr Without a Cause|martyr]]. I'm sorry, but I find that [[Unfortunate Implications|profoundly worrying]]. [[Warped Aesop|The movie is literally saying that suicide is okay as long as you donate your organs. What the]] ''[[Precision F-Strike|fuck]]'' [[Warped Aesop|kind of message is that?]]}}

{{quote| Hello and welcome to Bad Movie Beatdown, the controversial episode. Yep, it's that time of the series again, where once again I show that I have an opinion of my own.}}