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{{quote|''"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."''|''[[Bug (webcomic)|Bug]]'', ''[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/for-the-haters/ For The Haters]''}}
{{quote|''You see the happy people's biggest problem is
They're never fearing the worst
While the rest of us will never sleep until
Your happy bubbles are burst.''|'''Barenaked Ladies''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}TnZZ3_bwnWQ "Angry People"]}}
{{quote|''I don't know you but I think I hate you
You're the reason for my misery
Strange that you've become my biggest enemy
And I've never even seen your face
Well maybe it's just jealousy
Mix it up with a violent mind
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense
Or maybe, I'm just dumb''|'''Green Day''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}3vmc4mbCBlQ "Chump"]}}
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with skulls full of saw dust (well [[Kill It with Fire|I've got the match]]!)|'''[[Folk Metal|Skyclad]]''', "On With Their Heads!"}}
{{quote|[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.
TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]|'''Rose''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
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{{quote|Trolls are the janitors of [[Deviant ART|DA]]. You don't want to associate with them, but without us, this place would be covered in shit. |A member of [http://i-call-bull.deviantart.com/ I-Call-Bull]... which, admittedly, [[That Liar Lies|only "trolls"]] [[Asshole Victim|people who deserve it]].}}
{{quote|''You've been trolled''
''You've been trolled''
''You have probably been told''
''"Don't reply''
''To this guy,''
''He is just getting a rise''
''Out of you," Yes, it's true''
''You respond and that's his cue''
''To start trouble''
''On the double''
''While he strokes his [[Perma-Stubble|manly stubble,]]''<br />
''You've been trolled''<br />
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{{quote|''"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum [[Troll]]. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough [[Emoticon|smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude]] just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"'' |[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HaMOcJfsksI&list{{=}}FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index{{=}}53 "Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody.] }}
{{quote|'''Toki:''' There he is!
'''Skwisgaar:''' Yep, that's definitely a troll. |[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}kWIFpAWnnhU forum weapon, from the episode "Dethtroll"], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id{{=}}annotation_366812&v{{=}}oRP-kKexC98&src_vid{{=}}kWIFpAWnnhU&feature{{=}}iv\] ''[[Metalocalypse]]''}}
{{quote|''Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.''|''[[The Bible]]'' (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3}}
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{{quote|''[[The Runaway Guys|I am an asshole,]] [[New Super Mario Bros Wii|I am an asshole,]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|I am SUCH an asshole!]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Look at me~]]''|[[Proton Jon]]}}
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