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{{quote|''"His words carry a weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw."''
''"He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."''
''"He is the life of parties he has never attended."''
''"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."''
''"He can speak French... in Russian."''
''"He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me."''
''"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."''
''"If he patted you on the back, you would put it on your resume."''
''"He once taught a dog to bark... in Spanish."''
''"He bowls overhand."''
''[[Discovery Channel|"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."]]''<br />
''"He lives vicariously... through himself."''<br />
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** [[Nick Swardsons Pretend Time|I don't watch TV, but if I did, I'd watch Nick Swardson's Pretend Time]].
** Even ''[[Myth Busters]]'' got in on the fun.
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** And recently, ''[[So Random]]'', a ''kids''' show, got in the act with Grady Mitchell as "The Most Coolest Kid in School". The difference? He endorses 3 different things!
** California radio station 102.5 loves to parody and poke fun at anything they can find...so it doesn't come as a surprise that they have a series of commercials about "The Most Annoying Man In The World".
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