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* Fogell unveils his brand-new fake ID to Seth and Evan, on which he claims he's a 25-year-old Hawaiian named... McLovin.
{{quote| '''Evan''': It's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID", or "Here's McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor". So what's it gonna be?<br />
'''Fogell''': ...I am McLovin.<br />
'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's McLovin! McLovin's never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!! }}
** Earlier in that scene, when Fogell's explaining why he chose McLovin:
{{quote| '''Fogell'': Well, it was either that or Mohammed.<br />
'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!''<br />
'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book.<br />
'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed? }}
* The [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:
{{quote| '''Evan''': I love you. I'm not embarrassed, why can't we say it more often?<br />
'''Seth''': *pokes Evan's nose* Boop-boop-boop... }}
* Seth telling Evan about his dick drawing problem he had in the 4th grade.
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** [[Foregone Conclusion]]: The cops will probably come to the house and take everyone in.
* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene:
{{quote| [[Too Dumb to Live|"OH SHIT! IT'S THE COPS!"]]}}
** Also, as they crash the party.
{{quote| "I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!"}}
* This Gem
{{quote| Greg: What the fuck Evan we're down two points!<br />
Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. }}
* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile.
* Seth mocks Evan for trying to bring lube.
{{quote| '''Seth:''' What's Becca gonna say when she sees this? "Oh Evan! Thank God! I never would have been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick inside my pussy without that giant bottle of ''LUUUUUBE''!"}}
* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
* When Seth is (kind of) running track and field, an ''amputee'' laps him.
{{quote| '''Amputee:''' Pussy~!" }}
* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..."
* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[Oh Crap|Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''.
** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''.
* When the cops were chasing Seth, Evan and Fogell.
{{quote| ''WHY MCLOVIN?! WHYYYY?!''}}
* Becca stripteasing was pretty hilarious, as she was drunk and silly. And those weird "doopy doopy doo" noises she was making. Evan was understandably awkward.
* "Fuck my life..."
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