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* Fogell unveils his brand-new fake ID to Seth and Evan, on which he claims he's a 25-year-old Hawaiian named... McLovin.
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'''Fogell''': ...I am McLovin.
'''Seth''': No, you're not! No one's McLovin! McLovin's never existed because it's a MADE-UP DUMB FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!! }}
** Earlier in that scene, when Fogell's explaining why he chose McLovin:
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'''Seth''': Why the fuck would it be between that and ''Mohammed?!''
'''Fogell''': Because Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book.
'''Evan''': Fogell, have you ever actually met someone named Mohammed? }}
* The [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] near the end with Seth and Evan in their sleeping bags:
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'''Seth''': *pokes Evan's nose* Boop-boop-boop... }}
* Seth telling Evan about his dick drawing problem he had in the 4th grade.
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** [[Foregone Conclusion]]: The cops will probably come to the house and take everyone in.
* Officers Slater and Michaels, upon hearing sirens in the background of a scene:
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** Also, as they crash the party.
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* This Gem
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Evan: Fuckin' calm down Greg, it's soccer, it's soccer. }}
* Seth tells Fogell that his picture on the fake ID make him look like a future pedophile.
* Seth mocks Evan for trying to bring lube.
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* "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
* When Seth is (kind of) running track and field, an ''amputee'' laps him.
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* "It's no big deal, apparently like ten percent of all kids do it..."
* The part where the cops hear sirens and exclaim "[[Oh Crap|Oh shit]], its the COPS!" At no point do they stop and think "oh right, we are the cops." No, they just keep ''running''.
** They're morons, and drunk out of their minds. Of course, that just makes it ''funnier''.
* When the cops were chasing Seth, Evan and Fogell.
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* Becca stripteasing was pretty hilarious, as she was drunk and silly. And those weird "doopy doopy doo" noises she was making. Evan was understandably awkward.
* "Fuck my life..."
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