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* ''The Ruby In The Smoke'' was actually an adventure with [[Doctor Who|The Eleventh Doctor and Rose Tyler]].
* Cassie (''A Chorus Line'') eventually leaves theatre, dyes her hair blonde, and teaches drama at [[High School Musical|Albuquerque's East High]].
* After faffing about being an odd-job man for long enough, [[Mary Poppins|Bert]] decided to settle down with someone, had two kids and invented a [[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|flying car]]. After all that he trained for a medical degree and ended up becoming a physician in an [[Diagnosis: Murder|American Hospital]].
* [[The Sound of Music|Maria Von Trapp]] is [[Mary Poppins]]. She was also the [[The Princess Diaries|Queen of Genovia]] and [[Shrek|Far Far Away]] and eventually ended up looking after a [[Eloise At The Plaza|hyperactive six year old.]]
* Every character played by [[Robin Williams]] is actually [[Aladdin (Disney film)|Genie]].
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** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]!
* [[Mai-HiME|Nagi]] is secretly [[The Slayers|Xelloss]]. But this is, in fact, [[Lovable Traitor|completely obvious]].
** In addition, [[Mai-HiME|Yuuichi]] is a [[Non-Action Guy|de-militarized version]] of [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke Sagara]]. Think about it...both hang around with [[Tsundere]] [[She Is Not My Girlfriend|Not-Girlfriends]], have trouble truly understanding women in general, and get caught in the middle of sticky situations very often.
* If this is true, then that means [[Gintama|Sakata Gintoki]] was also a Time Lord before regenerating into [[Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/WMG|Kyon]]'s present form. His copies of ''Shonen Jump'' predicted the future.
** Along the way, he stopped by Prohibition-era America to do a little mechanic work/gang business/being melodramatically homocidal in the form of [[Baccano|Graham Spector]].
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** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard.
* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story|Hamm]], [[A Bug's Life|P.T. Flea]], [[Monsters, Inc.|the Abominable Snowman]], [[Finding Nemo|that impression-happy school of fish]], [[The Incredibles|the Underminer]], [[Cars|Mack]], [[Ratatouille|the waiter at Gusteau's]], and [[WALL-E|John]] are ''all the same guy''. The same applies to [[Toy Story|Rex]] and <s>Mr. Incredible</s> [[The Incredibles|Bob Parr's (former) boss]].
* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic!|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname. Someone--perhaps another [[Reality Warper|Story Spinner]] began messing with the story from there, causing Duck/Kaname and Fakir/Sousuke to be transplanted into several other stories, each time causing Fakir/Sousuke to steadily lose his memories but know that he somehow has to stay near Duck/Kaname somehow--these stories include ''[[Prétear]]'', ''Super Gals!'' and ''Nerima Daikon Brothers''.
* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic!|from]] [[Excel Saga (anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change.
** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer...
* The ancient king [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]] eventually attained eternal life and youth, becoming known to history as many different great heroes, such as [[Lunar|Kyle the Bandit King]], [[Skies of Arcadia|Vyse the Blue Rogue]], and, er, [[Pokémon|Tracey]], among numerous others. Finally, after his adventures as [[Vision of Escaflowne|Van Fanel]], he gained an appreciation for good old Earth living and [[Humongous Mecha]]. His next identity was an [[Ordinary High School Student]] who [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|almost died trying to become a mecha pilot]]. After that debacle, he trained hard and became [[Full Metal Panic!|a mecha pilot who nearly died trying to become a high school student]] instead. He survived to early retirement and decided to let himself age a little and become the proprietor of an [[Lucky Star|anime shop]]. After inadvertantly pissing off Konata/Haruhi/Morgan Freeman/God and being hurled forward to the 22nd century, where he decided to become [[Martian Successor Nadesico|a mecha pilot again]]. Unfortunately, he'd gotten rusty, and was shot in the second episode. After "dying", his immortality eventually kicked in, and he tried to redeem himself in a [[Mobile Suit Victory Gundam|few]] [[Gundam Seed|other]] space conflicts, though he didn't truly manage it until he wound up in [[G Gundam|Neo-Japan]].
* This means that [[Beast Wars|Dinobot, Rattrap, Waspinator, Silverbolt]], [[Transformers Armada|Jetfire]], [[Inuyasha|Koga]], [[The Other Darrin|half of]] [[Dragon Ball|Piccollo]], [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Van Hohenheim]], [[Ranma ½|Principal Kuno]], [[X-Men: Evolution|Wolverine]], [[Gundam Wing|Duo Maxwell]], and [[Talking to Himself|a whole crapload of other guys]] are all '''''[[Jesus]]'''''.
** That does explain [[Bionicle|Onua's]] [[Deus Ex Machina]] tendencies...
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*** Then Link must be Little Kuriboh, but that's a GUG all on its own.
* The ''real'' reason [[Fruits Basket|Tohru Honda]] is so [[Pollyanna|perky]]? It's to hide her second life as [[Gunslinger Girl|an Italian child assassin]].
* When [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Edward Elric]] grows up, he will eventually regain the use of his natural arms, but remain with the military...as a member of [[Full Metal Panic!|Mithril]]. His [[Handsome Lech|"skill" with the ladies]] will serve him well, should he decide to [[Ouran High School Host Club|go back to high school, instead]]. He will then die, shave his head, and become a [[Bleach|Shinigami]].
** I thought [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies|Father Wins, Everyone Dies]] Ed goes to become a [[An Ice Person|different]] [[Bleach|Shinigami]] (Or maybe a [[Naruto|female ninja]] in purgatory) while Father goes around taking over worlds. Somewhere along the way, he takes over/destroys our wold, and discovers the whole early theory that Ed was Pride. He went "That makes sense, but he should be Greed" and tried to make him destroy the [[Final Fantasy IX|next world]] on the list, only for Ed's hero genes to kick in.
* Wait just a damn minute! That means [[Powerpuff Girls|Professor Utonium and Him]] are the same person! ''Cree-py.''
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* [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang]] was later reincarnated in present day as a boy named [[The Ant Bully|Lucas, who saved a colony of ants]].
* Underneath his helmet, [[F-Zero|Captain Falcon]] is... [[Final Fantasy IV|Prince Edward Chris von Muir of Damcyan]], who, after saving the world, secretly left with FuSoYa and Golbez on the Lunar Whale, and became badass in transit.
* [[Horton Hears a Who!|JoJo]] escaped Whoville by becoming a boy named [[Kingdom Hearts|Roxas]], who, after {{spoiler|joining with Sora}}, was reincarnated as a [[Alvin and The Chipmunks|chipmunk]].
* [[Naruto|Sasuke]] eventually left the continent that ''Naruto'' takes place on (which grew into a unified Ninja Kingdom), changed his name, and became a Dark Knight, using his new sword-skills and his curse-mark to great effect while he fought for [[Final Fantasy IV|Baron]]. The Light of Mt. Ordeals was what it took to finally get rid of the curse-mark.
** Alternatively, Sasuke is also [[Bleach|Ishida Uryu]], [[Code Geass|Rivalz]], and [[Fate/stay night|Emiya Shiro]]. Somehow.
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*** Why didn't [[To Heart|Akari]] ever [[Fate/stay night|Excalibur]] the shit out of Hiroyuki when he was being mean to her?
* So that means that [[Shuffle|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[Yandere]] to becoming [[Moe Moe]] [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru]] towards the same guy? Also, Mikuru can pilot a [[Code Geass|Knightmare]] and is a [[Little Miss Badass]]. Mordred also has a move similar to Kaede's [[Weapon of Choice|boxcutter]] slash. And she's even a [[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei|girl with a tail fetish]] who [[Hidamari Sketch|loves art]].
** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]?
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second.
* [[Emotionless Girl]] [[Kanon|Mai Kawasumi]] is [[Token Mini-Moe]] [[Clannad|Mei Sunohara]], . As well as that girl that [[Death Note|Light]] [[Ouran High School Host Club|was supposed to marry]].
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