Grand Unifying Guesses/The Actor Rule: Difference between revisions

** [[Naruto|Sasuke Uchiha]] took over Ben Tennyson's original place in the world. Orochimaru was lying about having power over him. How he turned his eyes green is anybody's guess, though. Hey, ''you'' try to explain why older Ben suddenly looks so scene with the tight jeans and racing jacket.

** The same mind for the second reality warp was likely the same mind who transformed [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] into [[Transformers Animated|Starscream]]. The original contributor said that whoever it is is the greatest [[Reality Warper]] ''ever.''

** Also, Ben Tennyson/Timmy is somehow [[Powerpuff Girls|Bubbles]] and [[Teen Titans (animation)|Raven]]. Don't ask.

** Alternatively and more comprehensively, [[Mario Lemmy|and Iggy Koopa]], [[Batman|Barbara Gordon]], [[Powerpuff Girls|Bubbles]], [[Fairly Oddparents|Timmy Turner and Poof]], [[Rugrats|Dil Pickles]], [[Final Fantasy X|Rikku]], [[Kim Possible|Tara the Cheerleader]], [[Teen Titans (animation)|Raven]], [[Xiaolin Showdown|Omi]], [[Danny Phantom|Ember McLaine and Penelope Spectra]], [[Drawn Together|Princess Clara and Toot Braunstein]], [[Tales of Symphonia|Presea Combatir]], [[Ben 10|Ben Tennyson]], [[Transformers Animated|Sari Sumdac]], [[Lost Odyssey|Seth the immortal pirate]], and [[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Huntress]] are all half organic/half cybertronians (via DNA scanning as protoforms), who all came from the same protoform batch, and were separated at "birth". None of their parents has yet had the courage to give them [[The Talk]] about where babies ''really'' come from (specifically, metal pods full of baby-shaped silver goo, which you apply DNA to, resulting in an instant child).

*** And the third part of him became [[F-Zero|Captain]] [[Super Smash Bros|Falcon]]!

* On a related note, [[Mobile Suit Gundam 00|Setsuna F. Seiei]] is [[Death Note|Kira]], and was very pleased to find his Gundam was perfectly [[Soul Eater|symmetrical]]. Later, he and [[Soul Eater|Crona]] had a little [[Ouran High School Host Club|daddy-daughter talk]].

*** Schizophrenia Mode: [[Mega Man NT Warrior|Lan]] [[Mega Man Battle Network|Hikari's]] [[G Gundam|hand is glowing with an awesome power]]...Exactly as planned.

*** Nope, [[Mega Man X]]'s hand glows with that power.

** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer...

* The ancient king [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]] eventually attained eternal life and youth, becoming known to history as many different great heroes, such as [[Lunar|Kyle the Bandit King]], [[Skies of Arcadia|Vyse the Blue Rogue]], and, er, [[Pokémon|Tracey]], among numerous others. Finally, after his adventures as [[Vision of Escaflowne|Van Fanel]], he gained an appreciation for good old Earth living and [[Humongous Mecha]]. His next identity was an [[Ordinary High School Student]] who [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|almost died trying to become a mecha pilot]]. After that debacle, he trained hard and became [[Full Metal Panic|a mecha pilot who nearly died trying to become a high school student]] instead. He survived to early retirement and decided to let himself age a little and become the proprietor of an [[Lucky Star|anime shop]]. After inadvertantly pissing off Konata/Haruhi/Morgan Freeman/God and being hurled forward to the 22nd century, where he decided to become [[Martian Successor Nadesico|a mecha pilot again]]. Unfortunately, he'd gotten rusty, and was shot in the second episode. After "dying", his immortality eventually kicked in, and he tried to redeem himself in a [[Mobile Suit Victory Gundam|few]] [[Gundam Seed|other]] space conflicts, though he didn't truly manage it until he wound up in [[G Gundam|Neo-Japan]].

** That does explain [[Bionicle|Onua's]] [[Deus Ex Machina]] tendencies...

** And Duo has a hell of a lot of religious overtones...

** Despite the frequency of Hinagiku berating her older sister Yukiji, it's surprising to note that they barely interact with each other as their alternate selves [[To Heart 2|Tamaki and Yuma]] respectively.

* After a storied romantic past, in which she emerged as the [[Victorious Childhood Friend]] after [[Shuffle|the arrival of two more rivals in the form of]] [[Ojou|princesses]], [[Shuffle|Asa Shigure]] [[Fate/stay night|settled down in a magical town with the adopted son of his friend]] as his [[Harem Nanny]] and taught at the local private school he went to. Upon becoming dissatisfied at how he handled his [[Harem]], she left for another town, and decided to vent her anger and frustration by [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|spreading a disease causing the townsfolk to become more and more]] [[Ax Crazy]] [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|and eventually leading to them murdering each other in cold blood]].

* After graduating at Hakuou Academy at the age of thirteen, the [[Student Council President]] Maria moved to another high school to repeat her education, because she literally skipped her way to graduation. However, because of a certain [[Jerkass]], she failed her university entrance examinations, [[Azumanga Daioh|despite having a ten year old prodigy for a friend]]. She could no longer come to terms with the educational system, so she elected to work in one of [[Shakugan no Shana|Shana's]] [[Hayate the Combat Butler|mansions as a maid]].

* Chiyo's Dad, after abandoning both his [[Azumanga Daioh|ten-year old genius daughter]] and his [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[Chessmaster]] [[Code Geass|of a son]], decided to take up street fighting, until he could fire [[Street Fighter|rainbow colored beams from his hands while wearing a red captain's uniform]]. He eventually gained enough power, [[Code Geass|stole his brother's Code]], and [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence|Ascended to a Higher Plane of Existence]] by becoming the [[Hayate the Combat Butler|Voice in the Heavens]].