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*** [[The X-Files|Knowle Rohrer]] is another clone.
* Jane from Coupling is Claire from Jekyll.
** Also [[Coupling]]-related: [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Commodore Norrington]] somehow [[Time Travel|travelled through time]], changed his name, and adopted an insecure, snarking persona called Steve.
* [[Die Hard|John McClane]] survives the plague that destroys the world and is sent back to the past to prevent it.
* Once all vampires on Earth are wiped out, [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]] becomes Daphne from ''[[Scooby-Doo]]'' to clean up the remnants. None of the other members of the Scooby gang know this, though all the Scoobies do.
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* An exception to this rule is Henry "Mud" Jones III, who instead has a heckuva case of [[Identical Grandson]] going on- he has two daughters. One marries "Sparkplug" Witwicky, and the other marries Stanley Yelnats, and both have children identical to their father.
* During her stay on Earth, [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Guinan]] was at one point a nun in an abbey under the name of [[Sister Act|Sister Mary Clarence]]. She also somehow managed to become a judge and ended up trying [[Rocky and Bullwinkle]].
** And then wound up hosting a morning talk show with several [[The View|other women]]...
* [[Doctor Who|The Doctor]] has had two run-ins with [[The Bill|Sun Hill Police]] once in his Seventh incarnation and later in his Tenth incarnation. The Tenth Doctor is also [[Casanova]], Edward Eddington and [[Harry Potter|Barty Crouch Jr.]]
* [[Star Trek: The Original Series|Uhura]] is [[Heroes (TV series)|Micah's]] grandmother.
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* Every character played by [[Robin Williams]] is actually [[Aladdin (Disney film)|Genie]].
* Jethro from [[Doctor Who]] episode ''Midnight'' is [[Merlin (TV series)|Merlin]].
* Wait, so Jim Lovell is Forrest Gump and Charlie Wilson?
* But this would mean that Dr. Ellie Arroway got attacked in a park and killed a whole bunch of people...
* [[Alice in Wonderland (film)|The Mad Hatter]] is [[Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|Willy Wonka]]. He may also be [[Edward Scissorhands]] and [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Captain Jack Sparrow]].
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* [[The A-Team|Face and Murdock]] somehow got a time machine and travelled to 2 [[Battlestar Galactica|different]] [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|points]] in the future, and changed their names. Maybe Murdock/Barclay had something to do with the cylons?
* [[Clarissa Explains It All|Clarissa]] was a recurring dream of [[Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV series)|Sabrina's]], in order to help her cope with the previously unknown experience of being a witch. She later broke up with Harvey and [[Melissa and Joey|used magic to change her identity]].
* [[Step by Step|Rich Halke]] is just an alias [[Full House|Nelson Burkhard]] uses when he's in Wisconsin. In [[Boy Meets World|Philadelphia]], he calls himself [[Jason Marsden]].
== Every actor has also voiced the same character ==
* ...which has truly frightening implications for [[Mel Blanc]] and [[Megumi Hayashibara]].
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** Also, Ben Tennyson/Timmy is somehow [[Powerpuff Girls|Bubbles]] and [[Teen Titans (animation)|Raven]]. Don't ask.
** Alternatively and more comprehensively, [[Mario Lemmy|and Iggy Koopa]], [[Batman|Barbara Gordon]], [[Powerpuff Girls|Bubbles]], [[Fairly Oddparents|Timmy Turner and Poof]], [[Rugrats|Dil Pickles]], [[Final Fantasy X|Rikku]], [[Kim Possible|Tara the Cheerleader]], [[Teen Titans (animation)|Raven]], [[Xiaolin Showdown|Omi]], [[Danny Phantom|Ember McLaine and Penelope Spectra]], [[Drawn Together|Princess Clara and Toot Braunstein]], [[Tales of Symphonia|Presea Combatir]], [[Ben 10|Ben Tennyson]], [[Transformers Animated|Sari Sumdac]], [[Lost Odyssey|Seth the immortal pirate]], and [[Batman: The Brave And The Bold|Huntress]] are all half organic/half cybertronians (via DNA scanning as protoforms), who all came from the same protoform batch, and were separated at "birth". None of their parents has yet had the courage to give them [[The Talk]] about where babies ''really'' come from (specifically, metal pods full of baby-shaped silver goo, which you apply DNA to, resulting in an instant child).
*** Among other things, this explains where the Koopalings came from (presumably, the other Koopalings came from other batches of protoforms). Only one of them, Sari, shows signs of their heritage because she was the only one to be exposed to Allspark radiation.
* [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Captain Picard]] eventually travels to the far future where the United Federation of Planets has fallen and technology has run backward due to human pollution and becomes [[Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind|Lord Youpah]].
** Not before traveling back in time to [[American Dad|be in charge of the CIA]].
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* [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Bruce Wayne]] at some point has [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Fox]] build a device which warps the fabric of space and time, creating a portal between Wales and [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|Ingary]], and becomes [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|The wizard Jenkins]].
* Thusly, ''[[Code Geass]] R2'' will end with Suzaku Kururugi [[Final Fantasy IV|undergoing a class change into a Paladin]] and acquiring a [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|drill-powered]] [[Naruto|Mangekyou]] [[Ben 10|Omnitrix]] (which draws upon the power of [[.hack|Skeith]]) while wearing [[Afro Samurai|a teddy bear mask]], and Lelouch stopping him after inheriting [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Devil May Cry|the Red Queen]], which needed to be reforged with the [[Power Rangers|Zeo Crystal]], and [[Trigun|Vash's]] Angel Arm, which he will activate via [[Suzumiya Haruhi|ESP]] and [[Eureka Seven|a Compac Drive]]. His swordsmanship will be a mixture of [[Tales of Phantasia|Alvein-style]] and [[Tales of the Abyss|Sigmund-style]], and he will display the ability to use [[Naruto|Jonin level]] and [[Final Fantasy IV|Eblan-style ninjutsu]]. Also, whatever the hell Rossiu can do. Needless to say, he's led a busy life.
** In Japanese, that means that Lelouch <s>will break up</s> has [[Clannad|broken up * cough* delinquent* cough* ]] [[Student Council President]]* cough* the [[Fan Nickname|Euphinator]] with [[Fire Emblem|the Sword]] [[Super Smash Bros.|of Seals]] and Suzaku using his [[To Heart 2|invariably large harem]].
* And let us not forget: [[Garfield]] '''''is''''' [[Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]]!
** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]!
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*** Kyon <s>created</s> ''is'' [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]]...or maybe [[Makai Kingdom|Overlord Zetta]] in human form.
**** Which means Haruhi's powers are actually a Geass (thus explaining why Kyon never gets rewritten) and by extension Sasaki has a Code.
*** This also means that [[Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/WMG|Kyon's]] actual name is [[Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex|Togusa]]. After [[Code Geass|Britiannia]] invades, he changes into a full cybernetic body before Brittiania suppresses the technology and hacks their databases to fake his identity. (The Major takes the place of Brittianian Royalty and gets really into character.) One of his distant relatives is [[Hellsing|A Translvanian Prince]]. Being A Time Lord, he's held a ton of jobs anyway, ranging from [[IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix|Mech pilot]] to [[Read or Die|the head of the British Library's secret intelligence division]] - this makes them all Time Lords...oh, and he's a [[Noein|Slider]]
*** And he has the [[Naruto|Mangekyou Sharingan]].
*** Finally, he is really Sasuke/Ben/Simon/Keigo/Suzaku/Prince/That Man's brother!
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*** This soul fragment would later become [[Yu Yu Hakusho|Kazuma Kuwabara]], who mirrored Vegeta's anguish about being consistently outdone by his rival. This incarnation came to terms with it at a much younger age than Vegeta himself, and thus developed some skills said rival couldn't duplicate.
*** The next time he died, his soul-fraction became a [[Transformers|spark]] and became the Decepticon [[Transformers Armada|Shockblast]]. (This explains why Vegeta became [[Villain Decay|progressively less evil]].)
*** And the third part of him became [[F-Zero|Captain]] [[Super Smash Bros.|Falcon]]!
* On a related note, [[Mobile Suit Gundam 00|Setsuna F. Seiei]] is [[Death Note|Kira]], and was very pleased to find his Gundam was perfectly [[Soul Eater|symmetrical]]. Later, he and [[Soul Eater|Crona]] had a little [[Ouran High School Host Club|daddy-daughter talk]].
** Alternately, Setsuna is still Light, but is also [[Mobile Suit Gundam|Amuro Ray]], [[Gundam Seed|Dearka Elsman]], [[Gundam Wing|Quatre]], [[X-Men: Evolution|Nightcrawler]], [[Ranma ½|Mousse]], and [[Transformers Energon|Kicker]]. Some freakin' how.
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*** Nope, [[Mega Man X]]'s hand glows with that power.
* Miss Piggy eventually becomes Yoda.
** Miss Piggy is, in fact, really just the crossdressing getup for Fozzie Bear.
*** ...who is the Dr. Jekyll to Animal's Mr. Hyde.
**** ...and Scooter got hold of Fozzie's Hyde formula too, which explains Sweetums.
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*** That's not counting his past lives as both [[Ren and Stimpy|Ren]] ''[[Ren and Stimpy|and]]'' [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]]...''[[Talking to Himself|at the same time!]]''
* [[Aladdin (Disney film)|The Genie]] is secretly [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]]. Actually, that would explain a lot about Springfield...
** Or rather, [[Robin Williams]] transferred his Genie powers to Homer for a while until ''Aladdin and The King Of Thieves''.
** Homer, Krusty, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, and Barney Gumble are all [[Darkwing Duck|Megavolt]] in disguise.
* [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Aang]] was later reincarnated in present day as a boy named [[The Ant Bully|Lucas, who saved a colony of ants]].
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* [[Naruto|Sasuke]] eventually left the continent that ''Naruto'' takes place on (which grew into a unified Ninja Kingdom), changed his name, and became a Dark Knight, using his new sword-skills and his curse-mark to great effect while he fought for [[Final Fantasy IV|Baron]]. The Light of Mt. Ordeals was what it took to finally get rid of the curse-mark.
** Alternatively, Sasuke is also [[Bleach|Ishida Uryu]], [[Code Geass|Rivalz]], and [[Fate/stay night|Emiya Shiro]]. Somehow.
*** Simple. Madara made a mistake with the Mangekyo. Sasuke ended up on Britannia, where he hypnotized Mrs. Cardamonde to send him to Ashford, because of the Code's dimension-warping powers and the fact that the Geass is effectively a doujutsu. He's been watching Lelouch and Suzaku fight ''the entire time'' and waiting to step in. The vapidness is just an act so no one suspects him.
*** Similarly, the Thought Elevator malfunctioned with his own Mangekyo and sent him to the Bleach-verse. Lather, rinse, and repeat, only with Ishida's 'dad' instead. His 'Quincy' powers are really just chakra techniques.
* [[Dubbing Versus Subbing|Depending on who you ask]] [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]] is also either [[Transformers Aramada|Optimus Prime]], [[Talking to Himself|Makken]], [[GaoGaiGar|Volfogg]], and [[Bamboo Blade|Coach Koujiro]], or [[Dragon Ball|Gohan (who is also narrates everyone's lives and is his own grandfather)]], [[Naruto|Kiba Inazuka]], [[Bleach|Aizen Sousuke, Ganju Shiba]], [[One Piece|Nefertari Cobra and a 400-year-old giant snake named "Nora"]].
** The narrator of ''[[Gurren Lagann]]'' is either [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Naruto|the First Hokage]] or [[Fate/stay night|Lancer]] and [[Lupin III|Arsene Lupin III]]. {{spoiler|[[You Look Familiar|By extension]] this make them Old Simon as well. Yes, this mean ''Simon is Lancer and Lupin III''. Did you're brain just explode from the awesome?}}
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*** C'mon, it's common knowledge that Hinata, Orihime, and Mikuru are the same people.
*** And since Ichigo is also [[Eureka Seven|Renton Thurston]], that means she gets to fall in love with him all over again (reciprocated this time).
**** Except [[Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice|this time]], she has the power to [[One-Man Army|kill him all by herself]].
** [[Bleach|Ulquiorra Schiffer]] (hilariously enough) by this rule, also is: [[Ax Crazy|Micheal Trinity]] from Gundam00, [[A God Am I|Kami-sama]] from Saiyuki, and [[Stepford Smiler|Fai]] from [[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]. Not to mention he's the Japanese [[Hannibal Rising|Hannibal Lecter]], [[Terminator|John Connor]], and [[The Lord of the Rings|Frodo Baggins]]. Dead laughing yet?
** Grimmjow is Archer, [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Greed]], and [[Trinity Blood|Cain Nightroad]]. Seems like he really likes regenerating.
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*** And is in a [[Kanon|coma]].
*** Why didn't [[To Heart|Akari]] ever [[Fate/stay night|Excalibur]] the shit out of Hiroyuki when he was being mean to her?
* So that means that [[Shuffle|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[Yandere (disambiguation)]] to becoming [[Moe Moe]] [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru]] towards the same guy? Also, Mikuru can pilot a [[Code Geass|Knightmare]] and is a [[Little Miss Badass]]. Mordred also has a move similar to Kaede's [[Weapon of Choice|boxcutter]] slash. And she's even a [[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei|girl with a tail fetish]] who [[Hidamari Sketch|loves art]].
** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]?
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second.
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* [[Yamato Nadeshiko]] [[Clannad|Nagisa]] was, for a short while a [[The Ditz|ditz]] [[Expy]] of Tsukasa Hiiragi in a [[Lucky Star|Drama CD]], as well as the [[Kannagi|best friend of a certain]] [[Yaoi Fangirl]] [[Kannagi|who was Art Club president]].
** Let's not even get started on that [[Ax Crazy]] [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|Hatchet Girl]].
*** [[Relationship Voice Actor|Taking things further]], we have, from a very [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|''lovely'' village]], two creepy [[Moe Moe]] (Rika) children (Rena), each having their own (Nipah~) [[Verbal Tic]] (Kana, kana?), and then we realize how [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS|Nanoha snapped on Teana]], and then we've got [[Clannad|Mei and Nagisa having girl talk about Tomoya]].
* So how come noone's mentioned the fact that Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi are all the same person yet?
** Because everyone else knows they’re just different regenerations of the same [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lord]]. Seeing how Mario & Luigi like to help people, quite likely the Doctor.
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