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* ''[[Penny Arcade]]''. "I will open one of my six mouths, [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10/ and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."]
** "Will you face me? [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/03/10/ This tube goes by many names, some you are not worthy to hear.]<br />"The Waking-Dragon, coiled, as spring dawns. Hawk's-Harvest, seizing prey in the tall summer grass. Autumn-Razor, the patient hunter. Famine-of-Winter, that kills the babe at its mother's empty breast.<br />"So, will you face me?<br />I, who hold the very reins of the world?"
* In a ''[[VG Cats]]'' [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=280 strip] in which they parody "The Word" section of ''[[The Colbert Report]]'': "We didn't spend YEARS as social outcasts to watch you assholes fuck this up. We memorized the [[Killer Instinct|Ultra Combos]]. We wrote down pages of passwords. WE defeated the [[Mega Man (video game)|Robot Masters]], [[Punch -Out!!|knocked out Tyson]], and SAVED THE FUCKING PRINCESS."
* In ''[[A Miracle of Science]]'', Benjamin delivers this boast to a difficult police sergeant: "Sergeant, I've just been to the outer solar system and back to track down a mad scientist. I've been shot at with secret weapons, destroyed robots that could take down tanks, and fallen from orbit without benefit of a re-entry vehicle. I don't need your rudeness added to my troubles, okay?" (He later shortens that last incident to "I've plunged down from orbit on ''wings of fire''".)
* Of all people, [http://mansionofe.comicgenesis.com/d/20100715.html Sylvester], self-confessed complete twit of ''[[The Mansion of E]]'', gets one.
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'''Black Mage:''' ...is that a yes? }}
** [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/08/26/episode-455-self-fulfilling-stupidity/ "Yeah, I sweat wisdom for breakfast."]
* ''[[The 10 Doctors (Fanfic)|The 10 Doctors]]'': [http://comics.shipsinker.com/2009/02/16/the-10-doctors-page-185/ Dalek Tor is supreme].
* ''[[No Need for Bushido]]'' -- Parodied:
{{quote|'''Yorikiro:''' Call me Yorikiro, Master of Martial arts and wielder of a secret knowledge of fighting style so mystical and great it has no name for all those who witness is perish before they can grasp the immense power before them!!!!
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