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{{quote|'''Moist:''' Just as I thought. You forgot to take the cap off. [[Lampshade Hanging|It's the kind of mistake amateurs always make!]]}}
** Inverted in ''[[Discworld/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]''; When Detritus first hefts up the [[BF Ghundred-pound|siegebow]] later known as the Piecemaker to threaten an armourer, Corporal Nobbs expresses (possibly insincere) hope that the safety catch ''is'' on, and that the armorer has properly maintained it as it was known to succumb readily to metal fatigue. Detritus's reply: "[[Oh Crap|What are a safety catch?]]" (By ''[[Discworld/Night Watch|Night Watch]]'', Vimes has taught Detritus that "When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend".)
* In one of the stories making up Joe Haldeman's ''All My Sins Remembered'', agent Otto McGavin confronts a bureaucrat who pulls a blaster on him. They're technically on the same side, so McGavin snarls something along the lines of, "Put that stupid thing away before you electrocute yourself. You've got the selector on 'recharge.'" The bureaucrat looks down at the gun (if I remember right, it didn't even '''have''' a 'recharge' setting), and McGavin takes it away from him.
 
 
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