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{{quote|"''All it required was a cocktail of dangerous, experimental surgery and a willingness to ignore the unnecessary suffering of perfectly innocent beings! Also, I shot magic into their chromosomes until they turned inside-out. Evolution is my '''bitch'''.''"|'''[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/03/23/episode-676-supernatural-selection Red Mage]''', ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|8-Bit Theater]]''}}
 
Some evil [[Mad Scientist|mad scientists]] use their twisted intellect solely for personal gain. This particular villain is not so provincial. His genius and his motives go hand in hand, and his concerns are (he thinks) with the welfare of the human species. Simply put, to the Evilutionary Biologist, humanity is stuck in an evolutionary rut, and it's up to him to put us back on the proper path so we can continue to evolve.
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** Neither, however, has anything on [[Knight Templar|Sofia Lamb]]. An insane Altruist, her life experiences {{spoiler|[[Completely Missing the Point|and the events of the first game]]}} led her to believe that [[The Evils of Free Will|Free Will is a evolutionarily conditioned illusion]]. In order to release Rapture from the "burden" of self-awareness, she's decided to {{spoiler|''[[Instrumentality|fuse all its people into a single, non-aware being using the body of her own daughter]]}}'', believing the result will be a "[[Utopia Justifies the Means|True Utopian]]".
* Palet from ''[[Breath of Fire]] III'' {{spoiler|[[Necromantic|wanted to revive his dead mother]]}}, and was very willing to break the laws of nature to do so.
* In ''[[Command and& Conquer]]: Tiberian Sun'', Kane's primary plot is to build and launch a world-altering Tiberium missile that will spread Tiberium across the entire planet. He states that this will trigger the next step of humanity's evolution as a species.
** This Kane we're talking about, so we now know it was actually to summon aliens in order to nick their tech.
*** This ''is'' [[Dark Messiah|Kane]] we're talking about. He may very well see that as fringe benefits or even [[Magnificent Bastard|part of the plan]]. Re-Genesis project and "divination", anyone?
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** And again [http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1695#comic here].
* Also parodied in ''[[Everyday Heroes]]'' -- as a [[Shout-Out]] to Marvel's High Evolutionary (mentioned above), two members of the S.A.V.E.U.S. team were created by the Somewhat-Below-Average Evolutionary.
* [[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Red Mage]] has been known to dabble into this field from time to time, as displayed by the page quote.
* Professor George Lonsdale, (the real) [[Big Bad]] of [[Magellan]]'s fifth chapter ([http://magellanverse.com/?p=656 "Worst Field Trip Ever"]). He truly believes that [[Lego Genetics|splicing animal and human DNA]] is the next big evolutionary. But then he's also clearly shown as experimenting on innocents (including his own son) [[For the Evulz]] as much as anything else.
 
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