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* Oh god; speaking of, there's a scene in the next chapter that is literally Marluxia..erm...asking Vexen about his "size." What's best is literally the first thing Marluxia says to him...
{{quote|"Hey, Vexen, how big is your cock?"}}
** Of course, it gets even better. Vexen basically short-circuits and Marluxia totally takes advantage of that to flirt with him. It's equal parts squee and funny.
** Oh, and the end of the chapter is great; after Marluxia shows up in his room with Vexen ''buck-naked'' and basically tells him that Vexen shouldn't care about hearts and love him anyway and so on...
{{quote|Vexen laid his head back and sighed. If he did end up...involved...with Marluxia, they needed to have a talk about the whole "enigmatic comments and then disappearing" nonsense.}}
* The entire Hundred Acre Wood chapter is a [[Funny Moment]]. However, some of the best examples are probably anything that emphasizes just how trigger-happy Xigbar can be..
{{quote|"Now! We shall investigate this! With ''bullets! [[For Science!|For science]]!''" }}
** This troper almost cried from laughing at that scene.
** Senayax's little rant towards Pooh Bear and friends is a tiny [[Beware the Nice Ones]] gem. When she snaps--after about two hours of being subject to the [[Sugar Bowl]] that is the Hundred Acre Wood--it is ''magnificent''.
{{quote|"THE CAKE IS ''NOT'' SPECIAL!" She screamed, slamming her hands down on the table as she stood up. Xigbar and Xaldin froze. "YOU! YOU AND YOUR SHINY, HAPPY, SILLY GOSHDARNED PLACE! ''ALWAYS''! IT IS ALWAYS ''BEES''! TO HECK WITH THIS SILLY PLACE! I DISLIKE IT VERY MUCH! I DISLIKE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH! GOSH DARNED SHINYHEADS! ALL OF YOU! ''I STRONGLY DISLIKE YOUR SHINY HAPPY!"''}}
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* The entirety of the next few chapters' crowning moments of funny can be summed up with one line:
{{quote|"Hey Vexen, what does it mean when someone tries to eat your face off with their lips?"}}
*Senayax's utter naivete about sex is played for initial laughs, considering she is surrounded by a castle filled almost entirely with gay men. There are times where she simply ''does not understand'' why Marluxia and Vexen want some "alone time," or that "screwing someone into the bed" does not involve screwdrivers.
** The best example would probably be in chapter 26, just at the end; right after being unceremoniously shooed from Marluxia and Vexen's room so they can have some of the aforementioned "alone time..."
{{quote|''Senayax padded down to Xaldin's room and knocked politely on the door. He promptly opened it and raised an eyebrow at her extravagant outfit. "Hey, kiddo. Are you sure you can walk in that...getup?" He said, slightly amused. She laughed."
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"I'll say it again, love, we're possibly the two worst people to ask. Mostly because silvertongue here's just gonna stare at ya and try to figure out the most delicate way to put it, an' I'll be too frank and put you in the hospital forever." He stated flatly. Senayax wrinkled her nose."
"If it's so bad, shouldn't someone tell the Superior? What if they get hurt?" Senayax put her fist to her mouth, a shocked expression on her face. "Oh god, I left them alone and they're gonna get hurt! It'll be all my fault! I'M COMIN', GUYS!" She shrieked, as she tore right back for their room, leaving Xaldin to gawk. Luxord sighed.'' }}
** Roxas' little rant after Senayax comes to ask him and Axel about "whatever everyone else was talking about" is probably one of the best moments from a surprisingly [[Deadpan Snarker]]-esque Roxas in the series.
{{quote|"Superior, I'm really not sure you should let anyone explain this to her." Roxas said, shaking his head. Xemnas blinked.''
"Oh, Roxas? And what worries you about that?" He asked. Roxas sighed."
"I'll tell you what I told her. Everyone here is god damn insane. Xigbar would totally scar her for life, Xaldin would launch into a ridiculously long soliloquy that she'd fall asleep through, Vexen would probably quash any hint of libido she might develop with the powers of science or whatever, Lexaeus I might trust, but he'd probably feel terrible when he ended up having everyone else tell her differently and she'd keep coming back to him for answers, Zexion for obvious reasons-oh don't give me that look, Superior, we all know he's totally interested in her-Saix knows about as much as she does, except for what you've taught him-" Xemnas made to interrupt, but in a rare gesture of annoyance and defiance, Roxas held up his hand. It shocked Xemnas enough that he did indeed keep quiet."
"I'm not done. Axel would, well, just look at him-Demyx learned everything from Xigbar, and he's so damn peppy and cheerful about it, so she'd turn into a horrific age-bending sex maniac, god help us all, Luxord obviously can't tell her, ''no one let her ask Marluxia'', and Larxene would probably just give her a pair of handcuffs and some sedatives." He muttered darkly. Xemnas could only stare." }}
** The best part is that's the ''Superior'' Roxas is yelling at. Even better? Xemnas is dressed in what the author describes as "Jay Gatsby with a straw boater hat." The mental picture is just the icing on the cake.
*** {{spoiler|Of course, since she finds out about sex through being forcibly impregnated, this all becomes a rather big [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] in hindsight...}}
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** This troper's personal favorite is the fact that all the entries concerning Sunny Jim's arrival sound like an [[Apocalyptic Log]] until you realize Zexion is just possessive, which ultimately culminates in this:
{{quote|'"All right, you rotten little bastard, she's MINE. No one else's! She sleeps in my bed, she uses my bathtub, and she kisses me! You have no chance! Now stop trying to bite me!" Zexion snarled at the little Shadow, slamming his book on the table and glaring down at the minuscule Heartless. Then he realized everyone else was staring at him in a mixture of bemusement and shock. Senayax was muffling giggles, looking at Sunny Jim's utterly contemptous expression and Zexion's harried state with equal amusement. He glared at them all and flipped his hair, giving them a snort of contempt as he shut his book with a delicate snap.''}}
** It helps that Sunny Jim likes chewing on Zexion's leg. A lot.
* A [[Running Gag]] throughout the series is that Xigbar kills anything that has to do with childhood innocence and wonder. Of course, since Kingdom Hearts is partially a Disney property, [[Bambi]] was going to have to come up at some point...
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"Hey, that flounder was fuckin' asking for it." }}
** Of course, considering {{spoiler|Xigbar finds his soulmate, Demyx, in Atlantica, you'd think he would be nicer to the place...}}
** Nope, he still hates it with a passion.
* And in the NEXT chapter {{spoiler|Axel's arrival at the castle}} comes with its own Funny Moment: considering Axel is basically a jealous boyfriend towards Saix, who has claimed Xemnas as his master, and, well...
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So with a small sigh of defeat, he sunk back into the mattress, feeling Saix join him with a small growl of possessive fury before he was satisfied with Xemnas' spot on the bed. With a small whuff of delight, he pulled the blankets up over the both of them, tugged Xemnas gently but insistently into the proper sleeping position before he finally closed his eyes and fell back asleep.
As Xemnas stared up at Kingdom Hearts, his mind finally cleared enough for a moment for him to realize that he'd just been bossed around and fussed over by ''Saix''. However, just as his mind was becoming sharp enough to find protests, he fell back asleep with Saix now curled protectively over him. }}
* {{spoiler|Xaldin's meeting with Luxord, his own "soulmate"}}is basically one big mangled ''[[Monty Python and
{{quote|"Callin' them like I see them, doll." He said, trying to hide a smile at the sputters the other was failing to conceal under his breath. "Anyways, I have a few questions for you." He leaned in close; oh, oh so wonderfully close, sweet merciful Alexandria, Xaldin could not take the closeness-
"What," he murmured, "is the weight of an unladen African swallow?"
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