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* A certain [[Grand Unifying Guesses|Grand Unifying Guess]] related to this is present under [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees]], if you care to scar yourself.
* This WMG has become such [[Fanon]], I'm moving it to the head of the list.
* And Marla's comment about Having not been umm, F'd like that since Grade school seems to point towards some thing happening between [[Screaming At Squick|Calvin and Susie]].
** Some of us choose to believe she ''could'' have meant it even slightly metaphorically; she did, after all, always look for a moving van at his house.
== Calvin grows up to be Calvin O'Keefe from ''[[A Wrinkle in Time]]'' ==
Freckles, light hair, and a suspicious ability to believe in things no one else can see. It's obvious.
* Calvin is NEVER shown to have freckles in the comic. Some other (nameless) classmates are. He doesn't have freckles.
* Besides, Calvin O'Keefe plays basketball. Calvin only plays Calvinball.
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* Calvin is really a gender-bent clone of [[Thousand Shinji|Thousand-Shinji!Rei]], who was sent by [[Code Geass|Future!Lelouch]] to assasinate Gandalf and'''* CLONK* '''
** We apologize for the inconvinance. The crazy troper has been subdued.
** '''* CLONK* ''' [[Monty Python and
== Hobbes is an [[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Imaginary Friend]] ==
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== Hobbes used to belong to Calvin's Mom. ==
As the above 'Calvin and his Mom are Gods' theory states, Calvin and his mom were most likely similar as children. And she does communicate with Hobbes twice (raccoon arc and Yukon arc anyone?). It's very possible that Hobbes was her old stuffed tiger and playmate from when she was a child, and when she lost the 'ability' to see and hear him like she used to she handed Hobbes down to Calvin.
== Calvin never ages because he has psychic powers. ==
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** I think at some point she's established to be 16.
Of course, she's evil, (which is where Calvin gets it from) which explains first, why she keeps charging ridiculous amounts of money to babysit, and second why Calvin fears her enough to treat her like his real mom. Of course, since they're both beings of evil they understand each other to an extent, leading up to when Rosalyn spent a touching night bonding with Calvin over a game of Calvinball (much to his fosterparent's disbelief; remember, they don't know who his mom is).
Who's the father? Why, Hobbes of course. Rosalyn's into furries. And Hobbe's aiding and abbeting of Calvin's mischief is probably why Rosalyn is now dating Chuck.
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* The link above is now dead, but you can still view the comic via [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:JjKAC0lvsLgJ:neverland-syndrome.deviantart.com/art/Calvin-and-86694273%3Fq%3Dsort%253Atime%2Bfavby%253AHigeToboelover%26qo%3D3%26offset%3D10+neverland+syndrome+calvin&cd=1&hl=fi&ct=clnk&gl=fi&source=www.google.fi Google cache.]
== Susie is actually Daria Morgendorffer ==
This theory is sort of a continuation to the "Calvin dies in the last strip" and "Calvin and Susie are in love" theories. After Calvin dies, Susie is heartbroken, so her family moves to Highland to get her away from that neighborhood, and those memories. Susie/Daria recedes into her books while waiting in vain for another kid like Calvin to come along. Also, due to her family having to pack up and move so suddenly, her dad has to take the first job he finds, which explains the horrible job/boss alluded to in Boxing Daria.
* Having to deal with both Calvin and [[Beavis and Butthead]] at the same time? Poor girl.
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Calvin's father, concerned about his son's development, decides that the stuffed tiger that he spends so much time with has got to go, so he decides to destroy Hobbes by cutting him to bits. Calvin watches in horror and tries to save Hobbes, but his father shoves him away, accidentally cutting the sides of his mouth in the process. A now physically and mentally scarred Calvin ends up killing his parents later on as revenge, which sets off his life of crime.
** And going by the above theories, [[Fridge Horror|that means The Joker is God.]]
== Calvin’s good duplicate is Linus ==
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Now here’s the kicker: the reason why the good duplicate is “good” is because the duplicator copied Calvin, then subtracted his overactive imagination. This is both a blessing and a curse for the duplicate when he becomes Linus: on the one hand, he’s able to form stable friendships with real people like Charlie Brown, which Calvin could never do, on the other hand, he is unable to imagine the Great Pumpkin into literal existence like Calvin did with Hobbes.
Later on, Linus managed to build a working duplicator, which is where Rerun came from.
* This WMG also explains Linus's obsession with his blanket. It's latent memories of Hobbes, manifested as a security blanket.
== Calvin's Mom is able to percieve Hobbes as "Real" ==
Mom at times does try to communicate with Hobbes, though it's brushed aside as a momentary thing. She also never tries to tell Calvin that Hobbes isn't real because not only can she not bring herself to tell her socially awkward six-year old to give up the only true friend he has, she can't convince herself that Hobbes is merely a stuffed toy.
== Calvin is a young Doctor Horrible ==
And if it's true that they are both split personalities,
Calvin's personalities changed,
and Doctor Horrible and Billy formed,
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Calvin's mum moves again, back to her home state. She decides to go back to college, gets her degree in English Literature and gets a part-time job at the local paper, as a writer. Realising that life is short, she gets into contact with her grandmother again, but the relationship is still somewhat strained. She meets a man named Roger Fox. Calvin's mum gets pregnant, and so they get married. Calvin's mum is 26. She gives birth to a healthy young boy named Peter.
Two years later, Paige comes along, and then Jason.
Calvin's mum is still saddened by the death of her last husband. She knows that junk food caused his untimely demise, and so swears to only cook healthy foods, so her children remain healthy. Proving that old habits die hard, she continues to keep the thermostat low during the winter.
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== Calvin eventually became a math whiz ==
Calvin outgrew his difficulties with mathematics and other school subjects... and thus he created CALVINHAMMER, GOD AMONG SPORTS!
== Theories as to what the "Noodle Incident" really was. ==
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While Calvin's parents are questioning whether this kid is really their son, notice how Susie looks like a young version of Mom, and shares Dad's romantic imagination, bad temper, and mischievous streak.
* More support for this theory: both Mom and Dad have dark hair, while Calvin's hair is blond.
** Having a blond child with dark-haired parents isn't that uncommon.
== [[Diabolus Ex Machina|Calvin gets lost in the woods and dies of hypothermia]]. ==
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