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{{quote|''"There are too many stories about hot elf chicks and poor village boys. Or [[Farm Boy|farm boys]], whatever. They all seem to get their [[Doomed Hometown|villages burned down]] and a [[You Killed My Father|parent murdered]] here and there by a [[Evil Overlord|dark overlord]]. And thus begins another cliche-plot!"''|'''[http://hownottorunacomic.comicgenesis.com/d/19940702.html Soap Committee]''', ''How Not to Run a Comic''}}
 
{{quote|"Why does there always have to be a [[The Chosen One|"chosen one"]]? Why is there always some insanely powerful trinket [[I Wish It WereWas Real|that can do pretty much anything the wearer wants]]? Why are fantasy lands always ruled by a single person? And why is that person always either [[Evil Overlord|a tyrant]] — with [[Faceless Goons|an army of]] [[Dark Is Evil|dark-colored]] creatures that can't talk — or [[Princess Classic|completely benevolent]], [[Tastes Like Diabetes|causing rainbows and unicorns to appear by his or her mere presence]]? If you're looking for answers to these questions, or at least a fresh take on the old fantasy clichés, this is not the movie for you.|'''[[The Agony Booth]]''' [http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/The_NeverEnding_Story_1984.aspx on] ''[[The Neverending Story (film)|The Neverending Story]]''}}
 
{{quote|"It has an orphan, a dame, and a rusty old fighter nobody believed in, and damned if it doesn’t play every terrible cliché completely straight."|[http://www.avclub.com/articles/real-steel,62913/ Onion A.V. Club], on [[Real Steel]]}}
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