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{{quote|'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.▼
'''Legs:''' That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?▼
'''Schlock:''' Four bottles.▼
'''Legs:''' That's not very▼
'''Schlock:''' ...of concentrated solvent.▼
'''Legs:''' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.▼
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008] }}▼
{{quote|'''Schlock''': I'm an [[Blob Monster|amorph]]. Dinner isn't coming back up unless it can ''fight'' its way back up. Smutto is just corn and soy, it'll stay down.
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'''Schlock:''' And you humans call yourselves omnivores.
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2011-02-26 February 26, 2011] }}
▲{{quote|'''Schlock:''' PX guy wanted proof I needed all that food. Went on a binge then an' there.
▲'''Legs:''' That's never made you sick before. How much did you eat?
▲'''Schlock:''' Four bottles.
▲'''Legs:''' That's not very
▲'''Schlock:''' ...of concentrated solvent.
▲'''Legs:''' Perhaps you need to be a little more discriminating when you binge.
▲| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-03-10 March 10, 2008] }}
{{quote|'''Ebbirnoth''': Whoa, it's ''definitely'' not safe to eat. [[From Bad to Worse|Forget metal toxicity.]] I've found what's laying down the metals.
'''Ebbirnoth''': Some of the tissues host free-ranging cells that are more like industrial nanobots. These "metallocites" would tear us up inside.
'''Schlock''': ''That's'' the fizzy taste. They're trying to electroplate me from the inside!
'''Murtaugh''': Aren't you listening? Why are you still eating that?
'''Schlock''': Food that fights back builds the character. Also, I like the fizz.
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'' [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-11-25 November 25, 2013] }}
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