To Serve Man/Quotes

Sheppard: Fruit bowl - nice touch.
Todd: Well, we picked them up on our travels. I thought it would make our discussions more comfortable. I hope they prove as delicious as the farmers who grew them...

—Stargate Atlantis

Alien Overlord: "Why humans?", you ask? Well, in addition to being valuable slave labor, humans are delicious and nutritious!

—Calvin and Hobbes

The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

—Little Shop of Horrors

Tagon: Headcount! There were three goons! Three! Where's the third one?
Schlock: Yum?
Narrator: Food that talks is not food, but the goon never said anything, so it's okay, right?

— Schlock Mercenary, March 7, 2004

Kathryn: You eat your enemies as a fallback option?
Schlock: No. I eat my enemies when they are delicious.

— Schlock Mercenary, January 7, 2011