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* Bribing people with [[We Have Those, Too|something they have in a great abundance]], like offering a rock monster a rock you just found on the ground.
Sometimes gets inverted; the initial bribe is very large, at least by the standards of the person offering it. The other character refuses it but accepts something comparatively worthless instead, maybe even making the reduced counter-offer themselves. This is more likely to be a dramatic example than the normal way
Can also apply to unusually small payments, tips, or demands. Usually [[Played for Laughs]]. Contrast [[Worthless Yellow Rocks]], where the characters treat something as being less valuable than it is, rather than more valuable. Compare [[Not Rare Over There]], where something is valuable to someone, but only because they need it and can't find it.
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== Film ==
* ''[[Austin Powers]]'': The concept is used in the first
* ''[[Dirty Work]]'':
{{quote|'''Mitch''': Hey, homeless guys! I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
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== Literature ==
* ''[[Discworld]]'' series
** In [[Terry Pratchett]]'s ''[[Discworld/Making Money|Making Money]]'', Cosmo Lavish offers Moist von Lipwig ten thousand dollars in exchange for [[Mister Muffykins|Mr. Fusspot]], getting a rather indignant reaction. (Moist will get twice that per year just for ''not'' selling him, and that's without considering the associated contract with the Guild of Assassins.) [[Lampshade
{{quote|How dare he try to bribe me, thought Moist. In fact, that was his second thought, that of the soon-to-be wearer of a gold-ish chain. His first thought, courtesy of the old Moist, was: how dare he try to bribe me so '''small'''.}}
** In ''[[Discworld/Unseen Academicals|Unseen Academicals]]'' Glenda is able to get her way into the palace and see the ruler of the city by bribing the guards ''with pie''. This is a subversion, however, because A) Glenda is a [[Supreme Chef]] whose pies are fantastic and B) Lord Vetinari [[Magnificent Bastard|specifically instructed]] the guards to accept any and all bribes, no matter how small.
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* Inverted in ''[[Atlas Shrugged]]'', where brilliant inventor/philosopher/scientist John Galt is captured by the [[Strawman Political|evil government]] and [[We Can Rule Together|offered the position of Economic Dictator]] of the entire United States. He refuses. The Head Of State, Mr. Thompson, tries to offer Galt comically ''large'' bribes to join them, such as a billion dollars in gold. Galt is unimpressed as any value he would be able to obtain from said gold in the [[Straw Dystopia|collapsing society of the USA]] would have to be created by ''himself'', making it totally worthless to him.
* In the ''[[Vorkosigan Saga]]'' short story ''The Mountains of Mourning'', a woman tries to bribe a Vorkosigan armsman to let her in to see Count Vorkosigan with all the money she has on her - $1.20. Miles, seeing enough of the incident to know that that woman is trying to get in so that she can petition the count to send a criminal investigator to her village over a matter of justice (Something that as a subject of the Vorkosigan District, she had the legal right to do), lets her in without any money changing hands.
** The inverted version occurs in ''Labyrinth.'' A refugee from [[Wretched Hive|Jackson's Whole]] hands Miles and Bel Thorne her entire life's savings in cash, hoping it will be enough to engage them as mercenaries to get her off the planet. Bel tells her the price is
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'''Security Guard:''' I'm looking away now. }}
* ''The $1.98 Beauty Show'' was a comedy [[Game Show]] mocking beauty pageants, in which the grand prize was [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]]: $1.98.
* On ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', Anya once tried to bribe a demon with promises that she would have sex with him, and the demon responded that he didn't find a human-looking creature like Anya to be sexually attractive (thus [[Averted Trope|averting]] the [[Mars Needs Women]] trope that has certainly been played straight elsewhere in the Buffyverse). Of course, Anya was insulted that her sexual bribery turned out to be a
* On ''[[Blue Water High]]'', Anna once suggested Simmo keep Deb occupied by offering her vouchers to a PG-rated movie.
* In 1996 the town of Wahoo Nebraska started a campaign to become ''The Late Show with [[David Letterman]]'''s [[wikipedia:Cities that have been David Letterman's Home Office#Home offices|"Home office."]] Letterman decided to have a bribe-off: whichever city gave him the most stuff (Wahoo or then-current Home Office Tahlequah, Oklahoma) would get it. After some very pathetic bribes from Tahlequah Letterman declared Wahoo the winner.
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* In an episode of ''[[Earthworm Jim (animation)|Earthworm Jim]]'', Jim and his gang successfully enter the Hall of the Gods by giving the gatekeeper a $1 bribe.
* In ''[[The Weekenders]]'', Carver attempts to bribe a man with "his friend Mr. Washington." When the man points out how stupid attempting to bribe with a dollar is, Carver replies that he was actually offering him a quarter.
* In ''[[Hey Arnold!]]'', [[Cloudcuckoolander|Arnold's grandmother]] attempts to bribe someone with, "Maybe a picture of Lincoln will change your mind..."
* ''[[Powerpuff Girls]]'': When Princess became the Mayor of Townsville, in a flashback we learn that the Mayor rejected 30 million dollars, 10 billion, but sold the city for a room filled with candies.
* In ''[[Dan Vs.]]'' "Art", Dan attempts to get records of failed art school applicants:
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