How I Paid for College: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|''"The story of how I paid for college begins like life itself -- in a pool of water. Not in the primordial ooze from which prehistoric fish first developed arms and crawled into the shore but in a heavily chlorinated pool of water in the backyard of Gloria D'Angelo's split-level ranch in Campton, New Jersey."''|'''Edward Zanni, our narrator''', first page}}

* [[Actually Pretty Funny]]: Some (read: most) of the things Edward and his friends do take so much [[Refuge in Audacity]] they have permanent residency there, but it's actually still pretty funny.

* [[Attempted Rape]]

* [[Evil Genius]]: Natie

* [[Five-Man Band]]: Roles are subject to change, though. A ''lot''.