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* Every role played by Morgan Freeman is God. A logical extension of this is that Morgan Freeman is the voice actor for Haruhi Suzumiya.
** Therefore Morgan Freeman is Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee, and Patrica Ja Lee (and by extension the [[Power Rangers|Pink Space Ranger]].)
*** And as the latter four are females, it stands to reason that he is also a shapeshifter. Which means he is also [[Heroes (TV series)|Sylar, and by extension, Nathan Petrelli]]. [[Insane Troll Logic|Thus Haruhi can learn to fly.]] Similarly, he is also that girl from ''[[Lucky Star]]'' (sorry, can’t recall her name), the one with the same voice actor as Haruhi. She too is capable of flight. â€
* Some time after the events of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam Beckett leaped into the body of Captain Archer of the starship [[Star Trek: Enterprise|Enterprise]]. This would initially appear to be ruled out by the fact that Sam can only leap within his own lifetime, but consider that the ending of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'' stated that Sam ''never'' stopped leaping. The series also followed a form of [[San Dimas Time]] with the other person inhabiting Sam's body in his time. Putting this together means that Sam must survive to the 22nd century and beyond, putting the events of ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise|Star Trek Enterprise]]'' within his lifetime.
** Alternatively, he leapt through a "[[Hand Wave|DNA link]]" as he did with an ancestor in the Civil War. Caprtain Archer must have been a descendant.
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* [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Bruce Wayne]] at some point has [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Fox]] build a device which warps the fabric of space and time, creating a portal between Wales and [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|Ingary]], and becomes [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|The wizard Jenkins]].
* Thusly, ''[[Code Geass]] R2'' will end with Suzaku Kururugi [[Final Fantasy IV|undergoing a class change into a Paladin]] and acquiring a [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|drill-powered]] [[Naruto|Mangekyou]] [[Ben 10|Omnitrix]] (which draws upon the power of [[.hack|Skeith]]) while wearing [[Afro Samurai|a teddy bear mask]], and Lelouch stopping him after inheriting [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Devil May Cry|the Red Queen]], which needed to be reforged with the [[Power Rangers|Zeo Crystal]], and [[Trigun|Vash's]] Angel Arm, which he will activate via [[Suzumiya Haruhi|ESP]] and [[Eureka Seven|a Compac Drive]]. His swordsmanship will be a mixture of [[Tales of Phantasia|Alvein-style]] and [[Tales of the Abyss|Sigmund-style]], and he will display the ability to use [[Naruto|Jonin level]] and [[Final Fantasy IV|Eblan-style ninjutsu]]. Also, whatever the hell Rossiu can do. Needless to say, he's led a busy life.
** In Japanese, that means that Lelouch <s>will break up</s> has [[Clannad|broken up * cough* delinquent* cough*
* And let us not forget: [[Garfield]] '''''is''''' [[Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]]!
** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]!
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*** It could also make the Joker [[Transformers Animated|Omega Supreme]] by way of Kevin Michael Richardson.
* Haruhi is Kyon. There is a totally logical explanation that both spoils {{spoiler|Vandread}} and makes the theory less amusing: {{spoiler|BC is voiced in the dub by both Wendee Lee and Crispin Freeman}}.
** Extending that theory to its logical conclusion, [[Final Fantasy VI|Setzer]] is [[Final Fantasy VIII|Squall]]. (by the aforementioned link in the spoiler text combined with [[Digimon Adventure|T.K.]] being voiced by Wendee Lee [[Digimon Adventure 02|and then]] by Doug Erholtz. (Taking this one step further, this means that the reason that [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]] didn't die is because [[Angel|he's really
* On that note, the tendency for Disney to hire celebrity voices for their movies and then go with conventional voice actors for the spinoff direct-to-video sequels/TV series/video games leads to some interesting implications. For starters, [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] is also [[Mork and Mindy|Mork]] (by way of [[Aladdin (Disney film)|the Genie]]). The large number of celebrity voices in the first [[Kingdom Hearts]] makes even ''weirder'' implications... like that [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] was once in a boy band with [[The Fairly Odd Parents|Chip Skylark]]. Um, [[Flat What|what.]]
* After Vegeta's first death and reincarnation in ''[[Dragon Ball]] Z'', a part of his soul was lost and remained in the afterlife as [[Death Note|Ryuk]].
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** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard.
* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story|Hamm]], [[A Bug's Life|P.T. Flea]], [[Monsters, Inc.|the Abominable Snowman]], [[Finding Nemo|that impression-happy school of fish]], [[The Incredibles|the Underminer]], [[Cars|Mack]], [[Ratatouille|the waiter at Gusteau's]], and [[WALL-E|John]] are ''all the same guy''. The same applies to [[Toy Story|Rex]] and <s>Mr. Incredible</s> [[The Incredibles|Bob Parr's (former) boss]].
* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic!|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname.
* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic!|from]] [[Excel Saga (anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change.
** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer...
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** If she's Viper, she's also Yoko and Etna.
** And [[Code Geass|Emperor Charles di Britannia]] will be either Seth or M. Bison.
* [[Yes! Pretty Cure 5|Rin]] is [[Soul Eater|Maka]]. This explains why Rin's father is never
* Going by this [[Bleach|Orihime]] while being herself also is, [[GetBackers|a blind genius violinist who falls in love with a Beastmaster]], [[Mind Screw|Kid Ichigo Kurosaki]], [[Trinity Blood|and the future Empress of the The New Human Empire who is secretly one of the last three Methuselah.]]
*** Not to mention two [[Ensemble Darkhorse
** Or Orihime is; [[Naruto|Hinata Hyuuga, Hanabi Hyuuga, Naruto's Sexy-no-jutsu form]], [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru Asahina]], [[Lucky Star|Akira Kogami]], and [[Fate/stay night|a creepy Russian magically created homunculus]]. Not to mention a tone of other kick-ass people. Does this validate her as [[A God Am I|God]] yet?
*** C'mon, it's common knowledge that Hinata, Orihime, and Mikuru are the same people.
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*** And is in a [[Kanon|coma]].
*** Why didn't [[To Heart|Akari]] ever [[Fate/stay night|Excalibur]] the shit out of Hiroyuki when he was being mean to her?
* So that means that [[SHUFFLE!|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[:Category:Yandere|Yandere
** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]?
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second.
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