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* In ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', the time-traveling would-be saboteur of Dr. McNinja's clone army is forced to take the slow path back to the present after his temporal stabilizer is damaged in an explosion. {{spoiler|Thus becoming Chuck Goodrich, and explaining why the hell he wanted all those space suits put in houses. Beyond general insanity, anyway.}}
* Quite a bunch of people in ''[[Homestuck]]'', as {{spoiler|most of them were born on April 13th, 2009}}. The two most triumphant examples are Becquerel (413 Million years) and the bunny from ''[[Con Air]]'' (who took the slow path 'twice'. This results in the bunny being more than 38 years old, even though the movie ''[[Con Air]]'' was released only 12 years prior to the start of the comic).
<br /> Parodied with Biscuits, the dumbest member of The Felt. This idiot thinks that his oven has the power to transport him into the future equal to the time he sets the oven timer. It works at one second per second. Which means he just hides in a broken oven until the timer buzzes.
* In ''[[Wapsi Square]]'', {{spoiler|Shelly spends roughly 80,000 years trapped in an alternate dimension where time flows differently.}}
 
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